Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

*SPOILERS* ;)

"'Descent into madness' implies you went unwillingly." College student, stupidly into gaming, voice actor hopeful.

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Knighty's Bitch

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.

time is a crime

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

okay now kiss!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

The man without a plan.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

I play football, play video games, help my friend MediocreBrony produce raps. Also, If I were the one christened with the honor of choosing the spice the world would smell like I would chose cinnamon.

My Linktr.ee

There’s always room for a story that can transport people to another place.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

Moose lips sink ships!

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

space is a waste

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Retired, but I still check in.