Just some random guy. [Retired]

Are you a Rebel?

Too much to write; too little time

Write silly, not stupid.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Amateur writer, professional slacker.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

space is a waste

I've been writing for about 15 years now, and if there's one thing I want, it's to whisk my readers away into another world, where they can lose themselves in the fantasy.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I like dialogs. The password is "1".

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

loves tiaras.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Use words wisly, for they are limited ~ Legacy [02:10]

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Yottall Ton Ciddors

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?