I like to dance without pants, got it, yo'? I enjoy all types of stories, but I especially love ones with explosions. I'm your average -5 year old boy, ya' know? I've seen just 'bout everything, boy.
I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.
Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination
if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.
Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx
Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.
Xaquseg is the system administrator for FIMFiction, as well as various misc. development, especially related to security. Non-technical problems are probably best asked to other staff members.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.
I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.
Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!