who me

Guess whose back?!

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Because horsewords weren't enough.

I'm many former things.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I write horse words. Sometimes they are funny.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Living with LUS.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

Retired, but I still check in.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

It's fanfiction all the way down.

What is the happen.

Will fill out later.

Not a changeling.

Does this look infected to you?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Small. Fuzzy. Irate.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Words have the power to both destroy and heal. When words are both true and kind, they can change our world. -The Buddha

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.