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King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

There's never been a writer here.

All my things are horse things!

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

I love the MLP fandom, and I love all of you! I'm so grateful to have all my followers as we go down a rabbit hole of romance, adventure, and world-building!

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Submarine Yeoman, Writer, and film-student. Recently resurrected for 5th or 6th time.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Hi. :) I'm a sixteen year old who got curious when I started seeing ponies everywhere on the net. I was skeptical at first, but my little sister got me to watch an episode with her. voila!I'm a brony.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

I do things occasionally.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

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Dabbling artist and hopeful writer also banter is pretty much the best thing ever

The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Hi! I'm just some random dude who enjoys watching ponies and then obsessing over them with my friends on the internet!

What's that smell? Is it blood?!... No, it's a Snickers bar... But what is inside?

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore, my pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

The One and Only!

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Just a girl trying to make it as an freelancer writer. Please check out my stories, both fanfiction and independent works! Any comments are deeply loved and you're all awesome.