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The Dungeon Maestro


I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Jun
19th
2022

I'm sure I'm alive, but why? Part 2: Electric Bungalow · 4:30am Jun 19th, 2022

I live.
How?
I do not know.
Why?
Impossible to discern.
Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
That is uncertain.
What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

.....

African or European?

All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Feb
7th
2017

I'm sure I'm alive, but why? · 6:49am Feb 7th, 2017

My laptop exploded.

Well... not exploded per se, but it did heat up to the point it physically burnt me. As it was my only working computer and I'm far to poor to actually afford a working smartphone, I was left without internet capability or even the ability to write since mid-august. Thankfully my stuff was all on googledocs so I did not lose progress. Now that I have a new laptop, I'll probably start writing again.

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Jul
23rd
2016

I'M NOT DEAD. HONEST. · 2:59am Jul 23rd, 2016

Seriously, I'm not.

Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.

That breath is almost over.

SOON.

Feb
6th
2016

A State of Affairs. · 8:59pm Feb 6th, 2016

Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this:

Mental illness sucks.

I mean, it really sucks.

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Oct
20th
2015

The Knowledge of Avoidance · 1:55am Oct 20th, 2015

Jul
5th
2015

Glory to the Great Procrastinator! · 2:28am Jul 5th, 2015

... That grim realization that I last posted an update five months ago and am also ten episodes behind on watching the new season...

... I hate myself...

Feb
6th
2015

Clearing the Confusion · 5:53am Feb 6th, 2015

Hey everybody. Just so you all know, the description for TSCO has been updated to reflect the actual plot. Dark and tragedy tags have been removed, and the addition of minor tags has hopefully cleared up any remaining confusion. Thank you to those who have stayed, and if I've scared you away, you have my sincerest apologies. I hope I can win you back but if not, no hard feelings.
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Feb
5th
2015

TSCO a Disappointment? · 12:43pm Feb 5th, 2015

I get the feeling that the latest chapter of Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession seems to have disappointed quite a few readers with the direction it is going in. People have expressed to me that the fact that the story has been given some darker themes has ruined it, that it is a completely different story.

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Jan
21st
2015

INCOMING!!! · 8:08am Jan 21st, 2015

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!!

... B-by which I mean... Y-yay, new chapter is here...

Almost...

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Jan
7th
2015

Apologies · 6:31am Jan 7th, 2015

Hello all.

I'd just like to take this time to remind everyone that I am, in fact, still alive, and still working on the next chapter of Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession...

Wait... Am I still alive? Or have I simply been given a semblance of animation so that I may write for your viewing pleasure in a cruel, twisted mockery of God's design? Meh, semantics.

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