• Member Since 2nd Aug, 2012
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The Dungeon Maestro

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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A little about the Maestro

Welcome to the dank, squalid corner of the internet that is home to me, the Dungeon Maestro! Only here can you find the horrid, rambling, scribbledy-gook that is my writing. When it comes to what you should expect to see here, I'll admit I'm a bit of a dilettante, with a rather wide range of eclectic tastes.

And a fondness for using big words to make me feel smart.

The stories I read on this site are mostly comedy, romance, and romance/comedy, and although you'll probably see a lot of my own stuff be of these genres, I also have so many fantasy, sci-fi, and cosmic horror story ideas brewing inside me. My favourite ship is hands down the Bismark Twilight x Celestia, and almost if not all of my stories will include this pairing in some way. Never will you see these characters shipped with anyone else in one of my stories.

No exceptions. PERIOD.

Other than that, not much to tell. I plan on being a professional writer as a career, and I know people say that a lot, but I mean it. Mostly because apparently I'm naturally talented with words and I have about a 0% chance of actually getting a decent education, so this kinda fell right into my lap. Oh and I'm Canadian, so for you Americanos out there reading this, there may be a few references you won't get. Oh and a lot of words spelt with extra u's.

With that out of the way, I bid you welcome to my dungeonarium. Try to enjoy yourself while you're here.


I'm sure I'm alive, but why? · 6:49am Feb 7th, 2017

My laptop exploded.

Well... not exploded per se, but it did heat up to the point it physically burnt me. As it was my only working computer and I'm far to poor to actually afford a working smartphone, I was left without internet capability or even the ability to write since mid-august. Thankfully my stuff was all on googledocs so I did not lose progress. Now that I have a new laptop, I'll probably start writing again.

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Your story, Twilight's Secret, Celestia's Obsession, was considered worthy of spreading around to as large an audience as possible. The blog post explaining why can be found here.

Thank you for the fav on A Very Tarkin Hearth's Warming! I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me a like and some feedback in the comments!

Do you have mature fics turned on or off?

somthing is wrong with your profile cuz i cant see your twilestia fic

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