• Member Since 2nd Aug, 2012
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The Dungeon Maestro


I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

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  • 98 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why? Part 2: Electric Bungalow

    I live.
    How?
    I do not know.
    Why?
    Impossible to discern.
    Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
    That is uncertain.
    What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

    .....

    African or European?

    All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
    I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

    2 comments · 295 views
  • 377 weeks
    I'm sure I'm alive, but why?

    My laptop exploded.

    Read More

    7 comments · 788 views
  • 406 weeks
    I'M NOT DEAD. HONEST.

    Seriously, I'm not.

    Today was my 23rd birthday, and honestly I have spent more time thinking about writing in the past month than I did breathing. The next chapter is 94% done. I just needed to step back and take a deep breath.

    That breath is almost over.

    SOON.

    9 comments · 534 views
  • 430 weeks
    A State of Affairs.

    Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? It does appear that I am, in fact, not dead. I know, I was surprised to learn this as well. I can't even really make any kind of excuse to explain my absence, other than this:

    Mental illness sucks.

    I mean, it really sucks.

    Read More

    14 comments · 530 views
Jun
19th
2022

I'm sure I'm alive, but why? Part 2: Electric Bungalow · 4:30am Jun 19th, 2022

I live.
How?
I do not know.
Why?
Impossible to discern.
Will I return to the this site and the fandom of the Poni?
That is uncertain.
What is the overland flight speed of an unladen swallow?

.....

African or European?

All I know for certain, all that can be known for certain, is that
I continue to wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Comments ( 2 )

Ah, another one of the great old ones returns. :derpytongue2:

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I don't know why but iread this to the tune of Gay or European.

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