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I do be writing. You do be reading

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Been around the Fandom since 2011, only now deciding to add to it. Here's hoping I continue to improve as a writer.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Names R.A. Spook. Website. Patreon. Kofi.

I do stuff. What sort of stuff has yet to be determined.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Pulling the puzzles apart.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

An aspiring writer who grew strong with the help of fellow fans of MLP.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Slow down, you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be, before your time... -Vienna, The Stranger: Billy Joel. (Any Pronouns)

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

A Brony and a Gamer!

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

I write horsewords for RGRE

Blind Commentator, Actor, Voice Actor, Analyst/Reviewer, and Writer

*clever quip*

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Heart of my own heart, how can I let you go? Love of my life, why go where I cannot follow? Why must you leave me behind, to live on without you? My love, my love, what am I going to do without you?

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

The worst type of person alive, a bank teller. (and also not a brony)

Your mom says I'm very handsome

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

Former writer / owner of Family Jewels.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

Bow down to Chrysalis... or pay the consequences

We're born by the Faith, made men by the Faith and inevitably our nature is undone, by the Faith.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Commissions currently OPEN

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)