Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Done.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A clopfic author.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Shaking off the rust

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just another struggling writer.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Awkward.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

I type stories using my hands

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

Coming Soon!

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

8000 soldiers!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

We grow 'em big!

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Very, very "unnice."

Poor by Overflow

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Just another brony with a knack for drawing and who wishes he had a knack for writing.