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Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

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Complete AppleDash fanatic!

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

As I stroke each letter key The only thing that concerns me Is that my fingers dance so well To create a perfect story to tell

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Music ponies are best ponies.

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The art of writing is the art of discovering what you believe.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Shut up. Just write.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!

I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

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"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Avatar is of Ambar, a character from the comic Las Lindas by Challodillo.

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space is a waste

Original Works. It was a good run.

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

The sexiest man you've ever met.