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Exelzior


Sep
26th
2016

How to grow your dragon · 8:49pm Sep 26th, 2016

Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:

Step 1.
Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.

Step 2.
Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).

Step 3.
Apply Bloodstoone scepter to baby dragon.

Step 4.
Enjoy your new, young adult dragon.

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Jul
8th
2016

Congratulations! · 5:53am Jul 8th, 2016

I have reached level 26 in the great game of life today.
I get to put one upgrade point into any stat I want.

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Mar
17th
2016

Sick sucks · 4:33pm Mar 17th, 2016

Got hit by something yesterday, now it's a full blown cold. My whole face feels like it's burning from the inside.

I'm gonna curl up with some chicken soup now.

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Mar
7th
2016

Every human-in-Equestria story · 10:38pm Mar 7th, 2016

Ever in the history of ever.

Or is it just me?

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Mar
5th
2016

So, season 6 then. · 11:17pm Mar 5th, 2016

I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.

So, the new season 6 trailer broke. I'm sure most have already seen it, but in case you haven't, here it is:

So what do you people think?

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Jan
6th
2016

Majestic as buck · 9:57pm Jan 6th, 2016

Or, maybe not so majestic as he thinks he is. Yes, I know he lacks a cutie mark. I don't really care, at this point I forget to draw cutie marks so frequently that I've become numb.

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Jan
4th
2016

"Here you go, buddy." · 9:50pm Jan 4th, 2016

Soarin doesn't seem to know what to make of this strange thing before him.

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Dec
31st
2015

New year, old habits... · 11:46pm Dec 31st, 2015

So we just switched over to 2016 over here, so here are the required new year's promises (or whatever you englishmen call them again):

I sincerely promise to be exactly as I've been up to this point, but just more of it. So I promise to get fatter, not excercise, not write any new material, and overall not be a very productive person.

Now if only I could manage to actually KEEP any of these promises, 2016 is going to be great.

Happy new year ya'll.

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Dec
10th
2015

Worst Nightmare Night ever · 2:25pm Dec 10th, 2015

Applejack regretted her choice of costume that year.

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Nov
8th
2015

You remind me of someone... · 6:55pm Nov 8th, 2015

...but I can't figure out who.

Read whatever you want into it, just keep it clean.