Here's how you grow a dragon in MLP:

Step 1.
Take the baby dragon out of it's egg and raise for about a decade.

Step 2.
Aquire the Bloodstone Scepter from the current Lord of dragons (kill only if absolutely necessary).

Step 3.
Apply Bloodstoone scepter to baby dragon.

Step 4.
Enjoy your new, young adult dragon.

I have reached level 26 in the great game of life today.
I get to put one upgrade point into any stat I want.

Got hit by something yesterday, now it's a full blown cold. My whole face feels like it's burning from the inside.

I'm gonna curl up with some chicken soup now.

Ever in the history of ever.

Or is it just me?

I know I don't usually write, well, anything on this site, so here's me trying to change that. Who knows, maybe I can actually do blog posts.

So, the new season 6 trailer broke. I'm sure most have already seen it, but in case you haven't, here it is:

So what do you people think?

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Or, maybe not so majestic as he thinks he is. Yes, I know he lacks a cutie mark. I don't really care, at this point I forget to draw cutie marks so frequently that I've become numb.

Soarin doesn't seem to know what to make of this strange thing before him.

So we just switched over to 2016 over here, so here are the required new year's promises (or whatever you englishmen call them again):

I sincerely promise to be exactly as I've been up to this point, but just more of it. So I promise to get fatter, not excercise, not write any new material, and overall not be a very productive person.

Now if only I could manage to actually KEEP any of these promises, 2016 is going to be great.

Happy new year ya'll.

Applejack regretted her choice of costume that year.

...but I can't figure out who.

Read whatever you want into it, just keep it clean.