Know your mare, know your mare, know your mare...
As the familiar words echoed through the dark room, a tall unicorn darted about off of the stage; seemingly looking over every minute detail that most could not see.
Sass--
"You know your lighting would be oh-so-much better should you direct them towards this direction, right? I will change it for you. No need to thank me!"
Great...
Sassy Sad--
"In an article I helped promote in the Canterlot Times, it tells a great deal about how your carpet can make or break everything. And your stage carpet is so... drab."
Alright, great.
Sassy Sad--
"I'll put in an order for you to get a new and more modern carpet. Again, it's my pleasure as an--"
Shut up! Shut up!
God! We don't even want to do your episode anymore!
Have you ever had to spend five minutes with yourself? You'd rip your own brain out!
You, Sassy Saddles, are annoying!
You are a waste of space.
Your mane is shoddy.
And your pretty!
...Oh! I thought that was where we were going with... That... I'll go...
Anyway. Except for that last one, that's who you are, Sassy Saddles.
You are a fraud! Now get out of here. We're sick of looking at you.
...Wait... Where'd she go?
I think she walked off to go order that carpet before we started yelling.
...Better be a good carpet. S'all I'm saying...
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OMG YES!! God this made me laugh more than it should have but damn it's good!
As annoying as she can be, I still love Sassy.
New chapter!
This is genius! Now let's get one for the four ponies from Equal Town, and one for Stormy Flare and Wind Rider.
Sassy, knows how to steal the spotlight.
6440410 Yes to the last two, no to the others.
6440537 Aw, we're never gonna get chapters for Double Diamond, Party Favor, Sugar Belle, or Night Glider? Come on, those four deserve some spotlight.
6440539 Sorry, but those four will not be allowed. I try to stay to people that have a character tag and (like with this chapter) characters without a tag that I believe should have a tag. If you want a chapter for someone else, please feel free to put in a vote for it or tell me why I should.
6440548 Haven't I already put in a vote for them as of a few comments ago?
6440560 That's one vote. Heh.
Wow, this story is still going?
Shouldn't the tag be changed back to incomplete since you've started adding chapters again?
6440810 No. Because it is done. It just isn't. The story ended, but it never has to end. As long as there is a character out there, an extra chapter can just be added. It's over; but it'll never really be over.
Always wanting to take things over, that Sassy Saddles