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LunarDiurnality


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Twilight Sparkle decides to try a special herb the Cake's procured from Zecora, originally used to make Pinkie Pie less... hyper.

Done purely for comedy!

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Now Rated Teen because I kind of kill them on a regular basis, but they're immortal so they get better.


The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive? Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anyone actually cares anymore.

It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

[Head's up, this story is an Episodic series. Each chapter is it's own contained "Story" but really it's just whatever I want to happen on that particular day.]

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An anthology of some of the more respectable stories I have written for thirtyminuteponies.tumblr.com In which you have only 30 minutes to write your story before submission.

"Better Luck Next Time" - Apple Bloom almost gets her cutie mark. [Slice of Life] [Comedy]

"Good Day in hell." - On a long train ride, Rarity tries to convince Rainbow to acknowledge her feelings for Fluttershy. [Romance] [Comedy]

"Imprinting" - Why does Spike always fawn over white unicorns? AKA Spike's first memory. [Slice of Life]

"Here Comes The Sun" - What do you do when the sun starts to fall? [Dark]

"Contact" - Dusk Shine begins feeling uncomfortable when he finds himself stuck face to face with his alternate universe female self, Twilight Sparkle. [Romance] [Comedy]

"The One Where Rainbow Dash Momentarily Loses Her Cool" - Rainbow Dash discovers that she is Pinkie's half-sister. [Slice of Life]

"Problem Solving" - AJ, Spike, and Pinkie try to navigate a haunted mansion to save their friends. [Comedy] [Adventure]

"Pinkamena's Mission" - Pinkie Pie and a parasprite discuss their plan in the middle of the night. [Dark]
Cover art by mystic alpha

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Sombra returns with some friends and attacks Equestria, and just when all hope seems lost, the sound of electronic music announces the arrival of two new heroes.

A birthday present for Kirb Hysteria.

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Applebloom is tired of being treated like a filly! She's a big pony, darn it! She wants the respect of her brother and sister, so she decides to take a drink of something definitely not meant for fillies. What happens afterward will convince her to never touch her brother's apple whisky ever again.


The following piece was written before season 3 and I'm not going back to change it, because this story flies in the face of canon anyway. Every dumb joke or tired brony-ism you can think of has been used in this fic for comedic purposes. Leave you offended-ness at the door, and enter, THE APPLE ZONE.
P.S. if you find I parodied a fic of yours within, it's because I liked it, not because I'm trying to make fun of it. This is meant to mock the fandom as a whole, as in, all of us. I'm not Blueshift, so it may not be that funny, but I regret nothing.

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The cutie mark crusaders want to be grown-up mares like Applebloom's big sister, Applejack.
So when Applebloom finds out that Applejack has a secret cider stash, and Applejack tells her it's "For adults only" the crusaders decide that if they drink it, they'll be adults too. What could possibly go wrong?

This is an idea I had while drunk. Also I wrote it while drunk. Maybe I spend too much time drunk.

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Since Luna's return from the moon, things have been a bit more hectic around Canterlot. This is mainly because of the fact that two sisters have been seperated from each other for a thousand years, so it only makes sense that things would go haywire for awhile.

A slowly growing collection of short stories, most of which don't take place in a certain point in between or during any of the episodes. Nor should any of the stories make sense.

A new challenger approaches! Chrysalis has joined the fray!

A new challenger approaches! Nightmare Moon has joined the fray!

Want an idea of yours made into what hopefully won't be a butchering of your original idea suggested in this mixed upside-down two ways crazy universe? Make a comment below and I'll consider adding it in!

Artwork shamefully taken without asking もりぐる on pixiv (mostly because I have no idea how to begin contacting them)! Have a look at their work here by clicking this link!

Updates once a week (if I don't get hit by the fearsome block of writers or other such things)! Used to update every even-day, but that has changed!

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Shining Armor is a tooth. Really. Princess Luna says so.


With a reading that had once been done by Scarlett Blade, only now missing (darn).

And a review by Present Perfect.

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