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chief maximus

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.


Applebloom is tired of being treated like a filly! She's a big pony, darn it! She wants the respect of her brother and sister, so she decides to take a drink of something definitely not meant for fillies. What happens afterward will convince her to never touch her brother's apple whisky ever again.

The following piece was written before season 3 and I'm not going back to change it, because this story flies in the face of canon anyway. Every dumb joke or tired brony-ism you can think of has been used in this fic for comedic purposes. Leave you offended-ness at the door, and enter, THE APPLE ZONE.
P.S. if you find I parodied a fic of yours within, it's because I liked it, not because I'm trying to make fun of it. This is meant to mock the fandom as a whole, as in, all of us. I'm not Blueshift, so it may not be that funny, but I regret nothing.

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You should regret nothing. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Oh and btw, inb4 Featured.

*Click the link* :ajbemused:
*Read the first part, okay, seems halfway coherent* :twilightsmile:
*Apple Bloom wakes up* :twilightoops:
*She finds AJ and RD* :facehoof:
*Reads rest of story* :facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:
you sir, win all the hilarity :pinkiecrazy:

I'm afraid to click that chapter...

USE ALL THE MEMES!!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

What. Why is this so hilarious? :rainbowlaugh:

You were right to regret nothing

I have just one thing to say about that description,

Now onto the story.

foppp #10 · Jan 5th, 2013 · · 2 ·

it was......ok, i guess, too many pony sluts :applejackunsure:

...Wizard of Oz. In this world. With lots of lunacy...
Awaiting further releases.:twilightoops:

This story was made of pure Hilarium:rainbowhuh: (a rare metal forged in the deepest depths of hell, from which all comedic gold is forged from).
You sir, win all the awards.:moustache:

I should not have read this in an airport, many lols were had

I think my mind has just been bucked with fire. Or something. I don't know, my brain is refusing to function after reading this.



I have no clue what just happened... BUT I LIKED IT!

As did I...


It's going to be a dream.

The most entertaining, and certainly most hilarious ever concieved.

This looks familiar... :rainbowlaugh:

wat :twilightoops:
definitely reading more when you upload it :pinkiehappy:

wow. just, wow.

You sure it was just whiskey in that whiskey? Hmm.

Still, this is hilarious! Can't wait for more!

:rainbowdetermined2: : Totally accurate too.

So the hard cider put her in a lucid dream? Meh, I sleep with weirder stories in my head.

Damn iPad... This is close to my fetish list in how weird it is. All I need to say is Zerg, changelings, gangrape and a few odd ones on the side. Now I shall sleep to all of them at once.

Upvoted, favorited, awaiting more. :pinkiecrazy:

I lost when you reached the pony cancer part :D

1910237 Indeed, my foal sacrificing friend.

Is this going to be a "Wizard of Oz" homage? Seems like it's going that way.


:rainbowkiss: For Industry!

If the author really did get the idea from CMC Alcoholics, then that would make my day.
That would mean that a famous author, and one I quite enjoy, had seen my story! :pinkiehappy:
I doubt that's what actually happened though...

And on that day, not a single f**k was given.

Also what the hell kinda booze did Applebloom get into, and where can I purchase this product? I wanna go on an alcohol- fueled magic brain adventure! :derpytongue2:

"Yeah, but we've had inexplicable crushes on your brother for a long time, even though we don't mention it, and there is never any evidence to support it,"

Almost died laughing.

This seems like a normal day to me.... but then again, I'm borderline legally insane and daydream this sort of thing regularly.

She's lucky it wasn't tequila.

All glory to the Muffin Queen! Ponynoma notwithstanding...

Poor Apple Bloom. If her dreams are this bad, I don't know how she's going to live through the hangover. :pinkiesick:

"Having hot fillyfooler sex without me? The sexy nerd? For shame!"

I knew that was gonna happen and still I lolled. I look forward to more.
Five stars out of seven.

Truly magnificent. Keep this coming! :trollestia:

Saw the "Sex" tag .
Was expecting a Clopfic with Applebloom raping Baig Mac or something .
Pleasantly suprised .

Do go on

Evidently the booze the Apple family makes is the same booze that Dumbo the flying elephant got into.

That was the best thing I ever read...EVER

This is freaking hilarious. I don't follow many stories, but I'm definitely going to follow this one!

In the immortal words of Gabriel Iglesias- She got fucked up.

My brain! It is full of fuck! :pinkiecrazy:

Good going Applebloom! You broke the world!!

She should've had some rum instead. Imagine the dreams she'd have with some Captain Maregan.:pinkiesick::rainbowlaugh:

I loved the Molestia bit you put in here!

I'm following this!

Holo is pleased by the hilarity of this story.
She will not eat your face, or mine which is good since she has been going on a diet to lose some pounds around her belly.


Awesome story.

Pony cancer! (gasp!)
Only the worst type of cancer!
And it affected Ditzy of all ponies! How utterly tragic!

But seriously, I am greatly enjoying this.

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