In preparation for a traditional Earth pony holiday, a huge meal must be prepared for the closest friends of the Apple family. Such a task requires each member to pitch in. Apple Bloom's job was to fetch mushrooms from the kindly old farmer Mr. Fungi on the opposite end of town. However, such a journey threatened to curtail her Cutie Mark Crusading with her friends, so when a pony in a leather jacket offers her some of his mushrooms just as they enter town, the crusaders couldn't believe their luck! Not only did it save them the walk, but they even had bits left over! Maybe Apple Bloom will get her cutie mark in bargain shopping?
Rated T for shroomage
Chapters (1)
Bronius.
You are a scholar and a gentleman
wat.
Well it was enjoyed. More pls :)
Welp I got 3 guesses to where this is going...
That description alone deserves fav'ing...
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
THe lolz
That ensue
1791598That's rich coming from you Kurt.
1791686 Hey, I had to use heroin for my stomach problem!
...and I smoked a shit ton of pot because I felt like it.
Well, do as I say, not as I do.
Oh boy...
HERE WE GO!!!!!!~~~~~
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Yes. The featured box (which now completely sucks) will tremble.
You don't usually come up with the titles, do you?
1791955 No, I do. It was either this, or Equines in the Sky with Diamonds. The latter might seem kinda confusing to some, so I went with a title that left little to the imagination.
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Haven't even read this yet, favorited for the concept alone.
There is no way this can't end well.
As if we needed any more reasons to want to visit Equestria, psilocybin mushrooms are cheaper than edible ones.
Writer's Block acting up again?
1792308 no, my editors are busy, so none of my updates can be posted until they're looked at. In the mean time I decided to write this for fun.
1792332 Yep.
Did anyone else get a "Mushroom Samba" flashback from the description? :D
1792405 I love cowboy bebop.
1791530 Why thank you.
1792225 No wonder everything is so colorful there.
1791966
I would've gotten that reference...but yeah it'd be lost on others.
There is no possible way this can go wrong...oh wait...
1792567 yeah, I'm gonna use it as the next chap title tho.
I am pretty sure this gif is obligatory.
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Yes. Yes it will.
Tracked, with the intensity of a thousand hallucinogens.
Dis gon b gud indeed.
More importantly, if you ARE over 18 and you still think eating random, unidentified mushrooms is okay, then by all means do so; your removal from the gene pool will get you an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards, at least.
Man, I can hardly wait to see how they all get affected by the 'shrooms.
See, in this sort of situation, I fall back on making some crack about Mario, but I'll go to one of my favourite gags:
Day thirteen. Still trapped in the forest. Those mushrooms weren't strictly edible after all.
Also, I have no complaints about being skipped over, both because I'll be writing an exam in an hour, and because there's really nothing I could fix anyway.
Also, also,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, this caught my attention.
1793264 This actually didn't get sent to any editors, so don't worry. On top of that, I already sent you like 3 updates to 3 different fics, so I figured I'd give you guys a break.
1793264 also, this is by far my favorite shroom related video.
1792405
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1791966
AppleShroom.
1795775 That may have worked, but then folks might have thought it was about AB taking drugs, which is bad for fillies.
1796724
fff'aw
Wait, wasn't she being not-chased by the Headless Horse at that point?
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well? you're not finished yet.
(so far great! but finish it!)
4/5 moustashes
Granny Smith helped found Ponyville... which has been around for centuries. How long do these thing live?
whoa I mean I am tripping
You really should finish this. Not like it would be that hard. I really enjoyed it! Can't wait to see em' trip out!
Call me sick, but I'm looking forward to the hallucinations.
Omg. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHEM