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Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

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This Week In Equestria! is the best journalism that you can find throughout the entire country! Want to know what the Princesses have been doing? Read here! What about the Wonderbolts? Only this magazine can tell you! Deep and dark secrets about the most famous ponies in Equestria? You know that's what we have!

Our team of journalists are always making sure you know just what is going on This Week In Equestria!





A collab type story where if you want to submit a gossip piece of up to 300 words long then just message me and you'll get in! The only rules are that in this magazine, journalism doesn't exist and only the juiciest, most random, most untrue stories make it!

Limited to one article per pony, details and restrictions may apply ... kind of kidding.

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Cake is a magic drug! Eat cake and stay alive!

(Insert some type of Portal joke about cake here.) These were rich :rainbowlaugh:

Crazyness! :rainbowlaugh:

5521468 That's what glados uses to stay young XD

5522282 It's what she puts into the Companion Cube when there are no human test subjects to stuff inside instead. The cake's frosting, sugary sweetness as it was prepared by Celestia's army of holy chefs is the magic that makes the Companion Cube so endearing.

5522411 That's why they call it Portal... XD

Great story can not wait for more and what did the sisters do :derpytongue2: 10 out of 10 :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::heart::pinkiesmile::twilightsmile:

You fucking bitch how fucking dare you! THIS STORY WAS GOOD UNTIL YOU DID THIS SHIT OF FUCK NO FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR NEWPAPER COLLUMS SPITFIRE WILL NOT BE IN YOUR STORY AND HAVE A SEX COLLUM LIKE THAT OH HELL FUCKING NO YOU BITCH I DOWNVOTED THIS GARBAGE MOTHER FUCKER *Raises midle finger* THIS STORY IS SHIT AND SO ARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER FOR CONSIDERING TO ADD SPITFIRE LIKE THAT AND I AM FUCKIN SERIOUS THIS AINT NO TROLLING MOTHER FUCKERR R:twilightangry2:

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This is either a Marine Sniper type of post or that was one emotional wall of text. :derpytongue2:

5524157 fuck you hoe i hope this shit don't get featured bitch. And I serious as fuck niggaa

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Featured? Pfft that would be something

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I love how another article is basically being written in the comments.

5524157 Maybe somebody wrote a gossip article about them somewhere in the magazine, too, and it really rustled their jimmies. :rainbowkiss:

hmmm unknown forces in the sand in Saddle Arabia and the guards are trying to fight it.......(League of Legends reference incoming) Xer'Sai maybe?

5526212 I think the name is Rek'Sai. Xer'Sai is the name of the species

5527848 I know but it has been stated in the teasers for Rek'Sai that you can find in the wiki that there are more than just one since Rek'Sai is the queen of them

5530783 I know that. But I would think that Rek'sai would be the one hunting them since all the other Xer'sai might be in the void. But, to each their own I guess. Wait til Daring Do encounters her though

I can imagine all those mentioned in this article getting mad at the publishers and banding together to burn the publishers' office down.

5531818 well if the Xer'Sai's home is the sands of Shurima since they've been terrorizing a certain part of Shurima for a long time now you'd expect that all of them are in Shurima

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They stay alive, just like any gossip magazine ... aka, no one really reads it and they hide behind the right of free speech and press.

5652211 your comments are jesus in a box

5654401 go suck a duck moths fuckaaaa.

#WizlardsRGayAsFuck

well that was an interesting insanity from the tabloids there.... I have to wonder what the writing name is ... I can't help thinking raving lunatic or something similar is the 'reporter' ( attempted comedian) that wrote this.

Instead, given that both Sweetie Drops and her possess two toned manes, there is speculation that Sweetie Drops (aka Bon Bon) is actually Sweetie’s mother.

You know, I would totally read that. Does anyone know about a fic where Bon Bon is Sweetie's mom?

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Just because I like ponies and have a rainbow in my avatar doesn't mean I'm gay!

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It's because of Gandalf and Dumbledore isn't it?

I honestly want to see another chapter for this.

I'd really like a sequel. You said that Traitor! was your first silly story, but I like this one a lot.

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Traitor is A silly story :P

Right now my focus is on two of my three long running stories, so a sequel is highly unlikely :applejackunsure:

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