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Character List: Courtesy of TruthHut (A work in progress)

Handy is not a happy man at the best of times.

He was even less happy to find himself in an alien world that offended the very laws of physics and got injured for his own stubborn refusal to accept the obvious path fate had apparently laid out for him.

For his trouble he is now on a journey, with the long term goal of finding his way back home, only to find himself involved in plots and machinations so far above his head and cares that he quickly becomes a pawn in a game played by powers who care not for his well-being.

Quite like his life back on Earth if you think about it.

Needless to say, Handy does not care for any of it. He is much more preoccupied with the more immediate and pressing mundane concerns of day to day life a human needs to worry about while in Equestria.

Obtaining a new pair of shoes for example.

All this and one almighty hangover, what's the worst that could happen?

Rated teen for harsh language and minor violence

Proofread by JBL, Jude and Usurper

Now Rated Teen because I kind of kill them on a regular basis, but they're immortal so they get better.

The continuing story of those in Canterlot Castle and the surrounding areas. With four immature gods running about, is anybody going to survive? Probably. However, with each day, the madness in Equestria grows and sadly I don't think anyone actually cares anymore.

It's time for Equestria's Crazies; a tale of love, of tasers, comedy and finally me, tormenting as many ponies as possible before I get bored.

[Head's up, this story is an Episodic series. Each chapter is it's own contained "Story" but really it's just whatever I want to happen on that particular day.]

The Dragonborn, a legendary warrior capable of absorbing a slain Dragon's soul, and knowledge, directly, forever killing it. The Last Dragonborn had defeated the first, stopped the plans of a Vampire cult, and built his own lakeside home, before finally slaying Alduin the World Eater and fulfilling his fate. Now, after all the challenges he has faced, the Dragonborn is sent to a realm where Friendship is Magic, and there is no mead. Finally, to cap things off, he kind of... well...
Became a Dragon.

How far will a pony go for family? Will they fight dragons and Hydras? Will they fight even dreaded Ursa Major's? Will they fight that which has been torturing and breaking them for nearly a thousand years? Will they defy Princesses, Chaos, and even Fate itself to stop the horrors that have been inflicted upon their innocent daughters, sisters and mothers?

For the first time in nearly a thousand years the descendants of Lulamoon are going to answer those questions. Even if Equestria doesn't want them answered.

In a world where right is wrong, and might is king... Trixie Lulamoon will fight to survive... Or make a new band to win first place in the second battle of the bands at Canterlot High. Whichever comes first. But, this time she'll need a new band; new friends; and a winning attitude... Which Trixie has spades of in the last one. Now all that remains is to build a band that trumps "Trixie and the Illusions", and can stomp out the "Rainbooms".

Easy.

But why? Why would Trixie and all of Canterlot High subject themselves to another battle of the bands so soon?

A... Life time... Supply... Of... Peanut... Butter... Crackers.

Remake of a story by the same name.

Equestria Girls Universe.

Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.

(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)

While on his Honeymoon, Spike is informed that the evil Count Lucius, the former heartless ruler of the Dragons, will be returning upon the next eclipse. Realizing Equestria will be in danger, Spike and his Mares head out on an adventure to stop the Count and to learn about the mysterious Drago Fangtooth. Who is he and what connection does Spike have with him? Will Equestria be saved? Find out! (Rated Teen just in case)

Sequel to Casanova Spike

Drake is living a boring life. It may not be terrible, but it's monotonous. He knows that everything will just keep happening the way it has been already, but doesn't want to accept it. He wants change. He wants a new life, but gets more than he bargained for. Now he has himself re-written and thrown into Equestria, but not all is as it seems.

Crossover with a little bit of Skyrim, a little bit of Stargate, a little Portal, and much more later.
Avoids clichés such as: Brony protagonist, WTF talking ponies, WTF am I, complete Mary Sue, the worf affect, and the part where a giant monster is slain in Ponyville and all the ponies love him for it/hates him for it.
Drake is not what he seems

Trees shorter than they should be, buildings smaller than preferred, a world filled with creatures bigger than him, yet others are near microscopic from his perspective.

Trying to find out where he should fit in is hard, because he is not too small, but most definitely bigger than most. Once he connects to the dominant civilization, a whole new world of opportunities is revealed before him.

He will walk as a giant. He will walk with giants. He will walk alone.

Edited by Newbiedoodle, CheesewedgeFTW, Immortan Joe, and Silas

There is a world where Life and Death govern all imaginable realms. A world where Watchers guard over their planets and the creatures that roam them. In this world, a young soul goes on a journey to a place he never thought existed, after cutting an untold deal with Death.

Equestria, a place of magical creatures and mysteries, offers him a new chance at life. A chance he will have to pay dearly for. This is the written story of his adventures, some of the sorrows and victories of his life as he goes through great challenges and fights his inner darkness.

At the end of this journey, one begs the question: What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil side through great effort and sacrifice?

Tagged with Human for the prologue.

Follows show's cannon up until end of Season 2.

Now a published book!
And it's own TvTopes page!

Spanish translation: Here

First chapter published January 2012
Marked as Complete on 31st August 2014
Published (printed) on 25th November 2014

PM me for the full digital version of the now-printed book! (includes text PDF, full cover and fan art)