While cleaning up the Castle of the Two Sisters, Spike discovers a chest containing twelve magical talismans that grant him special powers. Using these powers Spike shows the girls and anypony else he is no longer the little helpless dragon they make him out to be. Unfortunately the original owner of the talismans has no intention of letting another use them.

Alternate Universe before the events of seasons 6-9

Elements of Jackie Chan Adventures

What is a mediocre villain to do these days? How in Equestria do you compete with the likes of Chaos gods and love-stealing shapeshifters? Ever since those Bearer brats found the Elements of Harmony and Princess Celestia's long-lost and kind-of-evil-but-not-really-in-the-end sister returned, nopony bats an eye at the small potatoes any more.

Small Potatoes himself just cannot take being relegated to the side lines any longer! He has one, glorious plan in the works, one that might finally see it - his name, that is - go down in history. He's going to do the one thing that villains all over Equestria have been failing to do since that fateful Summer Sun Celebration to stop the Guardians of Harmony once and for all.

He's going to hire somepony else to do the job for him.

[This story contains scenes about death, attempted murder, some blood and an injury described in light-moderate detail (and with a humourous bent, I'm hoping.)]

Spearpoint a down-on-his-luck stallion was a terrible royal guard who could barely perform his duties. However, he is given the opportunity to be on Celestia's cleaning staff as one of her maids. But...she secretly starts to turn other rude and lazy royal guards into maids as well. Spearpoint now known as Mop Head rises through the ranks to become the head maid of the transformed stallions and helps them get used to their new lives (and some start to enjoy being mares). But Mop Head has to also find a way to stop Celestia's madness...

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Sweetie Belle runs into teary-eyed Silver Spoon. After finding out what had happened to her, she decided to become her friend. Later on with their newly formed friendship the other two crusaders find out about Sweeties and Silvers new friendship and one of them didn't like the idea of having a bully as a friend.

Lyra Heartstrings loves humans, so much so that she wrote a book about humans. Unfortunately for her, the rest of Equestria doesn't share her enthusiasm. They don't even believe the legendary creatures are real. Luckily for her, she's got the proof, and the proof's name is Archard.

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The Lyra Laws is a companion to this story, which you should read, by Shinigamimirror

Twilight Velvet is a stubborn pony, and that means the thing she hates most is being told 'no' or anything like it. Unfortunately, when Twilight and her husband Nightlight receive some startling news, they're faced with untested waters. Could their filly still have as bright of a future as her brother, or will their little star never get to shine?

A stand-alone prequel to Her Own Sky. Credit for brainstorming and prereading help goes to I-A-M and TCC56. Contribute to the TVTropes page!

This story is a sequel to Kindler

Hollow Knight Crossover

With the kindler rescued, Grimm brings Hearth with him as he travels to Canterlot, invited to Equestria's capital to meet the newest princess, a young Princess Cadance. The God of Nightmares brings with him a warning to Equestria's doorstep, yet his attempts to mitigate the future damage fall on deaf ears as The Goddess of the Sun is confident in her own plans to handle her wayward sister...

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Rarity and her parents was about to move and live a simple life in Ponyville. But when she was alone, she was dragged by her own horn into the middle of nowhere with nopony but herself. She knew this must because of her love of fashion. She knew, this is her destiny.

But sadly, she arrived at her 'destiny' only to be attacked by a monster.

Now confused about the meaning of her destiny and her new-found cutie mark, and with no valid way to know.

How does her life afterwards?

Author's Note:

My first attempt to write a fiction, nothing much.

Jeremiah finds himself in the body of Twilestia's foal. Daybreaker is there too trying to possess her. Jeremiah doesn't let her.

But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.

Cover art by Twitter artist Andaluce!

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