Equestria's last night is nigh. Next evening it will be ash. Twilight slips off with but the past to bargain with. Can she buy a future?

Twilight thought it was all so real. The ponies, the grass, the air, the shining light of the day. With the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused human girl wearing a VR headset.

Good thing she can relog.

Preread by Babroniedad, Twilight Connor, Drakos779966, and Doggyshakespeare.

Now featured in GMBlackjack's The League of Sweetie Belles!

Formerly preread by Silence_EXE, deadpansnarker, TRIBOT 3000, and Naga is alive.
Original fiction spinoff edited by Undyne Devotion, EverfreePony, and RQK.

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Cover art drawn in collaboration between Momoruuu and myself.

Based off of a chapter from What If...?

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Now with a (somewhat) spinoff story by Undead Equestrian Writer!

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Table of Contents:
Wake up. - Bonus #2: Epilogue 1: Part 1
...Or go on. - Bonus #5: Epilogue 2: Part 2

The Pony-Me Universal Framework (As of the beginning of Part 3)

A collection of responses to Thirty Minute Ponies prompts.

After saving the day in Cloudsdale, Twilight is forced to marry Scootaloo. Both of them hate this.

Golden Prize has everything in order for her very first bank robbery: a note for the teller, fake cutie marks, and a pie in case she has to fight her way out.

Surely nothing could go wrong with her plan.

Surely.

New Coverart by AlwaysDressesInStyle

Imagine being transported to equestria?.

All the infinite possibilities and wonder one could find, why you could even one day become a great hero and smite dragons and demons.

Or more realistically piss away over a decade as a background no name character.

This is the 'legend ' of the not so great adventurer Abraham as he battles his greatest and most intense test yet.

Being a father

The Princesses have invited you to Canterlot to spend some time with them before the big holiday of Hearth's Warming Eve. You have enjoyed your time, but it really is time to be getting back to Ponyville. Then again, what sort of hosts would Celestia and Luna be if they let you, the only human in Equestria, just LEAVE in this cold weather!?

The first story of my December Christmas Carol writing project: this fanfiction is based off of the carol 'Baby, it's Cold Outside!'

Cover art by Probablydnon.

EDIT: Featured 12/4/17!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by Spore Harvest!
EDIT: Now with a Russian Translation (Русский Перевод) by Magyetash!

This story is a sequel to Trixie’s Father Conspiracy

After a disastrous experience, Twilight went to Rarity for emotional support. Instead, she got Discord drama...

Special thanks to fourths for editing.

A modern-day explorer gets his chance to visit Equestria, and writes down notes about the interesting ponies he meets and the stories that they tell.

In a world where Magic and Man have tried to co-exist, the invention of television brought unexpected peace between the two races, and now, Wes gets to meet the actress of MLP's Spike. She is very different off camera...Very Different.

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