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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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After saving the day in Cloudsdale, Twilight is forced to marry Scootaloo. Both of them hate this.

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OH WOW SPEED WRITING LOOK AT YOU YOU MADE A LOT OF MISTAKES LIKE PUTTING DOWN AN A INSTEAD OF AN AND AND ALSO LOOK AT THAT NONSENSICAL START.

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HOW ABOUT YOU GO CUT YOUR WRISTS IN WARM WATER OKAY? NICE JOB PUTTING THE WORD AND NEXT TO ITSELF THAT'S NOT UGLY.

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WHY DON'T YOU RUB FIBERGLASS ON YOUR NIPPLES, AND FINISH THIS ALREADY.

The artist who drew that cover art drew it specifically for my story, I'll Always be Here for You. Since it was a commission, and since you obviously didn't ask the artist if you could defile their art, I'd appreciate it if you used something else.

Reykan #5 · Dec 9th, 2017 · · 1 ·

And no, scribbling on the cover-art in MS paint doesn't make it an original work.

can I just say that I need more of this this was awesome and twilight being a raceist kinda funny

Comment posted by Foal Star deleted Dec 9th, 2017

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No harm intended dude, sorry 'bout that.

Are you drunk?

Why do I feel that this would have been even funnier in Home is for the Weak? Still I got to say Twilight did a major bad here and Scootaloo should be getting off Scott free.

adding to favorites before reading on grounds it being by Pickleless.

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I suppose I should have, and that's my bad.

Dude. You're better than this. Don't make a public spectacle out of it.

The issue has already been resolved without issue as pickleless has removed the art, which I am grateful for. Why are you trying to bring me back here to start needless drama? I won't discuss this any further.

That was different....:applejackunsure:

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It's all good man. Thanks again!

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Fair use discussion on a fanfiction site, lulz.

"Maybe it would be best for you to contemplate if you should be, or not to be, that's a good question!"

I think this was my favourite part

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"...defile her art"

Fucking lol

This has been a bizarre and, at times, slightly uncomfortable experience, And I loved it.

Scootaloo should have been honored, according to magic equivalence (which is totally a thing) she's not a chicken, she 's an entire flock of them.

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Something like a commission inherits a one-time permission that is nontransferable. The artist or Abyss could have gone to the sitemods which would have resulted in yhe story being taken down until the art was removed.

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It was bad.

DumbDog
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We'd actually just take down the art without revoking the story. Plus, there'd be no reason to file a report since asking the author of the story did the trick. 👍

Though, I think Kami's point is there's a social etiquette to handling things. If someone has an issue with me, or something I've done, I'd like it to be addressed with me in private, not in a comment's section. I'm sure you would agree. Especially since knowing the author in this case, Pickleless is an incredible, understanding person. A polite PM would have done the trick, I'm 110% positive.

Well that was a crackfic if I've ever seen one. XD

"What?" Scootaloo threw her hooves up. "What happened to freedom of speech?"

"I don't care," Celestia answered.

I don't know why but that line had me busting a gut!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

"YOU WERE ALWAYS JUST THE FLOWER GIRL!! YOU WERE NEVER SUPPOSE TO BE ANYTHING MORE!"

"WELL GUESS WHAT DUMBASS? I'M YOUR WIFE!"

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"I already told you the answer to that Scootaloo. They were Cloudsdale's ponies."

Twilight shifted a little, then wrapped Scootaloo in a wing.

"You're one of us."

Daw

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You're cool too idiot-

I genuinely love this

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As good as a point as you've made, if the actual artist asked civilly for the art to be taken down, it'd be a respectful gesture to listen. But, since the artist hasn't, and most fandom artists are pretty lax with using their art, this isn't usually a concern - most put warnings in the descriptions on DA, or many other things, and since that wasn't done... it shouldn't be a problem, especially considering the lack of any content (rape, foalcon, or even just clop) that would make most artists want to.
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You're impossible to take seriously.

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You’re welcome, and thank you.

Man, why isn't this an actual episode?

"Oh my~" Celestia wiggled her brows.

I fucking died at this line. And then throughout the rest of the story. I don't know how you do it, but your humor, and especially the way you write best horse is goddamn art. :scootangel:

"Beat me with it."

Giggity :trollestia:

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...you ok there?

I'm incredibly confused but I think I kinda like it

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