Rainbow Dash has rather a poor reputation when it comes to her workload. Everypony always thinks of her as the pony who takes three naps during daylight hours, and four on weekends, and always seems to be looking for something to do to pass the time. All of this is true, of course. But ponies seem to think this means that she must not ever get very much work done.

Can the weather captain for all of Ponyville really be as lazy as she seems? Is that the only explanation for Rainbow Dash's free time and constant napping?

The weather is a full-time job. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. And the worst weather happens at night.

So weather ponies have strange sleeping habits.

Set before the events of the show.

Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi on DeviantArt.
Audiobook reading by My name is R on Youtube.

In an attempt to promote the 500 HP 2020 Mustang, Ford puts 500 Super Bowl tickets in a shipment of Matchbox Mustangs and sends them to Canterlot.

Unicorns don't really understand American Football, but they do understand supporting a team . . . perhaps a little too well. Especially after a few beers.

Sometimes waiting at the bus stop with your sworn enemy can lead to some deep conversations.

Every Friday, from five in the afternoon to eleven at night, Pinkie Pie does volunteer work. She doesn't have to do it, the world won't stop if she doesn't, but she chooses to do it anyway. Even if it's doing seemingly insignificant little things.

It is a matter of life and death, after all. Literally.

The average Vorlanian is rude, iconoclastic, and has a low tolerance for horseapples. The average pony is polite, respectful, and has such a high horseapples tolerance, you'd think they were all mainlining the stuff. Unfortunately for all parties involved, a portal linking the two nations has opened in the Everfree Forest, necessitating the creation of a border guard to keep the monsters from beyond Vorlan from getting into Equestria and ruining everything.

Garf, an altogether average Vorlanian, has stumbled into the position of Border Sheriff. This is his life.

When Mr Wong decided to make a bit of extra cash pushing out knock-off MLP toys he didn't realise just what an effect he was going to have on the Equestrian Universe. Who'd have thought a Chinese-English Dictionary could be such a dangerous tool?

Join Rainbow Dash, the multicoloured plumber and her friend Scarcity as they try to work out what has gone wrong with Ponytown. Contains disorientating scenes of mild memory loss, warped space-time and horrific fashion blunders.

When the pegasi lose their feathers, they also lose the ability to walk on clouds. The answer to 'why' is lost to time. The real question is... what happens to Cloudsdale?

Edited by Crystal Wishes and Alex_

Accolades:
Third Place in Cynewulf's Worldbuilding Competition
Featured by The Royal Canterlot Library
Featured by Equestria Daily
Narration by TheDizzyDan!!
Narration by Zachmoviefan
Spanish Translation by Spaniard Kiwi

This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"

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Spike hasn't helped Rarity out in awhile, so he was incredibly excited when he finally got the chance to see her on the most beautiful of days. Though, when he arrives to see she has a new blue assistant to help her out with finding what she needs, Spike will face the prospect that green is most certainly not Rarity's color.

Art by DisfiguredStick.

His name is Mister Green Hill. He’s an Earthpony stallion recently released from prison.

But Nopony knows where.

He has admitted to breaking the law in the past.

But Nopony knows what.

He wears thick Iron horseshoes all the time.

But Nopony knows why.

He lives with his sister and seems to have a job that takes him out of town for a few days at a time.

But Nopony knows what.

That’s really all anypony knows.

He is rather...anonymous?

Special thanks to Aprion and Irrespective for helping get this off the ground.

Cover Art by the incredible Mix Up

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Working a sixty-hour week with only Sunday as your relief is... well, it's less than an ideal life here in Equestria, especially considering how easy everyone else seems to have it.

It's only right that you're entitled to one day of rest and relaxation after a week of sweat and boredom, yes?

Pinkie thinks to seem otherwise, always pestering you about "friends", and all that nonsense. You thought a simple, "No, thank you," would have sufficed.

You abandoned that thought after the first month.