I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

“People have been asking if I’m back. And I haven’t really had an answer. But yeah, I’m thinking I’m back!” - Keanu Reeves

I'm a pony loving wierdo, but I don't bite. Talk to me.

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

You would shudder to think of the things I have written

*Something smart and witty*

I wrote WFD and HSR on /mlp/

If we knew each other's secrets, what comforts we should find.

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

My stories are almost as bland as my personality and that's not okay.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Just a Colorado brony who makes some good stories. Celestia and Pinkie Pie are best ponies!

I got a discord group. Come chill and have fun. https://discord.gg/tVTpFDWAtm

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

People call me The Drink | A beverage of sorts | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Writer of some Greens on the 4chins

This is Kody The Ultimate Brony's backup account

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

You can't see the forest...

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

It's a non-stop disco.

I am taking time to think about my actions and may or may not return.

I laik the Sun

There is nothing as liberating, or terrifying, as a blank page.

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

''I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space … a message to lead myself here.''-Rose. The new profile pic is by RiverMoon

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 24 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

holy CRAP i've spent almost half my life on horsewords. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

This is where I post the stories too risque for my main account. And by risque I mean filled to the brim with all manner of fetishes.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Love both the most brutal metal of all, and adorable ponies? That's doable.

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

I don't write much, but it's a nice past-time. I'm not committed to what i write much, often taking months long hiatus.