This story is CANCELLED. I have no idea of where to go with it, but I will preserve it here for posterity.
I may continue it at a later date, so it is possible this may not be the last you see of it. Stay tuned, more fics are coming in the future that will probably be much better! This was just so silly.
On FimFiction and the fandom at large, the ponies we love have been crossed over with anything and everything. Video Games to Movies to Commercials. But you already know that.
What you did not know is that your actions and universal collisions have not gone without consequence.
Nice job guys. This is the last crossover.
Just a silly and completely off-the-wall, crack-as-fsk fic to help get me out of my writer's block.