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When one pony loves another pony, but that pony is smitten with another pony, and yet that pony is enamored with yet another pony, who's head over heels for a different pony, who can't wait to express her feelings to her own favorite pony, who worships the earth that the first pony walks on, then what is the pony to say to the other pony that is different from what the pony wishes to confess to the other pony who is longing after another pony who can't wait to share hooves with another pony who is infatuated with another pony who is too flustered to say anything to the first pony to begin with? Can the pony who loves a pony who loves another pony who loves yet another pony who has a crush on a different pony who can't stop thinking about the first pony still all be friends?

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DAMMIT NO MORE
SRSLY U GUISE
SRSLY
U GUISE
SRSLY

Is this...

Oh my, it is. I'm afraid to touch this.

that story description made my head hurt....


I need a flowchart.

i wonder if this is like a test, to see what story types and descriptions receive what types of reactions.

or ssae decided it would be fun to mess with us

1195973 BLASPHEMER!! Burn the witch! BURN HER!! Let her taste the damning flames of Hell where she belongs! Die, daughter of Satan!

It will takes a lot of times to read them all...

Oh, wow, I can't skim the synopsis without getting confused. I think I'm gonna enjoy this one!

Man you are on a roll! Thats like four stories posted in a row in one hour!

...
Woo! Pinkie Pie description hurricane!

I must say, I'm wondering what's with the sudden outburst of posting, but I'm guessing all will be explained in time.

Besides, at least now I won't run out of stuff to read for a while.

1195979 1195986 I understand it perfectly. It's a love-hexagon (love triangle but there are six of them) where each pony loves another pony and there are no mutual feelings between any pair. AKA, a Shitstorm.

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I got that. But we need the flowchart to keep track of thew specifics.


Like who likes who? Flowchart.

I never knew it's possible to troll people by uploading good fiction. :trollestia:
The longer you live, the more you learn...

1196024 Or a spreadsheet would be more accurate if you ask me. And you're supposed to read the story to find out what the graph/sheet should LOOK like.

STOP POSTING STUFF
I'M BEING OVERWHELMED
GAH

1196034

I promised myself I wouldn't read anything until I finish the last chapter of my story.....

1196034

"Only a flowchart could save us, now." Anyways, I haven't even properly read the synopsis yet, cause I'm too busy drowning in other words to start on this story. Literally, all I've gotten from it, so far was, "She loves her, who also loves her..." and I don't want to fully comprehend it until I can sit down and read the damn thing :applejackconfused:

1196043 Well, you should take back your dislike! I'm being sarcastic, but really, only a troll would actually follow up with a REAL dislike on SS&E!

WHAT THE FUCK SHORT SKIRTS

STORYPOCALYPSE

APONYCALYPSE

SO MUCH PONI WORD

1196058 Well, I have aspergers, ADHD, and other things, so my brain works differently than most others.

1196076*this user account you are trying to access is no longer available due to termination*

1196105 I have basic programming skills and other tech based abilities. That's fake and I can give you PLENTY of reasons why I can tell. At LEAST FIVE.

1196112*this user account you are trying to access is no longer available due to termination*

1196117
Reason 1. That message should only appear once.
Reason 2. The message would not be sent from your account, because it 'doesn't exist'.
Reason 3. Clicking on your name takes me to your page, which 'doesn't exist'.
Reason 4. You have an avatar and screenname that does not belong to any admins or the site's resident 'bots'.
Reason 5. The message wouldn't be in between asterisks unless it was a bot, which is proved wrong based on reason 4.
Shall I continue, or are you going to keep this up? Or will you go as far as to delete your account?
I'm a nerd, don't start a battle of wits with a nerd.

When one pony loves another pony, but that pony is smitten with another pony, and yet that pony is enamored with yet another pony, who's head over heels for a different pony, who can't wait to express her feelings to her own favorite pony, who worships the earth that the first pony walks on, then what is the pony to say to the other pony that is different from what the pony wishes to confess to the
other pony who is longing after another pony who can't wait to share hooves with another pony who is infatuated with another pony who is too flustered to say anything to the first pony to begin with? Can the pony who loves a pony who loves another pony who loves yet another pony who has a crush on a different pony who can't stop thinking about the first pony still all be friends?

What the fuck is this shit?

The word is pony is used 23 times???

IS DR. PEPPER FUCKING SPONSORING YOU?

The Auntie Pinkie Pie Express doesn't stop for nothin'!"

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I am NOT sorry, but I couldn't help myself.

Ok. Before I even READ this......
Dat Description......
Did you seriously write that for only Sheldon Cooper to read?!
Dear Celestia!
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Celestia knows what she'd do in the middle of a hurricane

I know what she'd do! She'd help speed it up until it could pull water from a lake up into Cloudsdale!:yay:

Also: Fricken' wingboners!

This is gonna be one hell of an awkward love hexagon :facehoof:
Lots of awkward conversations :derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2::derpytongue2:

1197229 Of course, you realize that the point of trolling is to upset people, yet I am NOT upset, I just proved you wrong and bragged about it.
Also, Trolling has been used as an excuse to get out of an epic failure. I'm not saying you are using as an excuse, it's just happened so much in the past that it is a possibility that I shouldn't overlook.

Posting that image did nothing good for your credibility or intelligence.

Rarity, I know a certain pony who would agree with everything you've said about Twilight, although I'm not so sure he'd let you have her to yourself. If you see a beige Earth stallion with somewhat messy dirty blonde hair and a dark brown fake-leather pilot's jacket, I'd stay out of the way... just saying. He's nice, but when he REALLY wants something, he can be a bit... crazy.

Me Reading Le Description: :rainbowderp: Fuck... my brain hurts :facehoof:

"I just learned an awful lot about mommy and daddy ponies!"

Twilight... has... PORN!?
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Also:

"Falling in love is like baking bread! Give the dough a little heat, and it rises on its own!"

I don't know if Pinkie Pie knows what she implied, but... OH DEAR CELESTIA!
That's SOOOOOO wrong, but HILARIOUS!!

NOW THAT I'VE READ IT!
Great story! Very sweet, cute, funny, and the well written quality I expect from you, thank you SS&E for posting so much because now I want more! Perhaps a nice romantic story could be followed by a mysterious and insightful novel? I think Background pony would do well.:pinkiehappy:

So sad... none of them will get their loves....:fluttercry:

I think you mean 'effulgent shades', Twi, not 'effluent shades'... :ajsmug:
:twilightoops: gahhh! :facehoof:

This is marvellous, Skirts. So deftly executed and so distinct between 'voices', and it allows for that gentleness that is so poni...
:heart: :ajsmug:

You said it Spike!
Mares ARE weird.
That's why we quit trying to figure them out and just go with it. :ajsmug:

1196379 :rainbowlaugh:
Dis chapter is in full Pinkie mindset.
List of people who can understand what the hell she is saying:

Toby Turner
Sheldon Cooper
Jim Carrey
Me
Spongebob
.......
That's all I can think of for now! :twistnerd:

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