Pony-Me™

by TheMajorTechie

I͗t̝̝͓͆ͩ̇ ̘̫͖͕͚̬̩͛ͧ̑ͥ̆ͫͩa̟͇̭̝̦͑̽ͤͧ͂l̢̜̼͉̺͔l ̈͋͠e͕̲̦̗̼ͣͧ͂ͥ͒n͐d̸̎̊̉̿̉ͪ̚s ̠͉̭̑̏ͯhͤ̋͆̚ê̿̓̒̄̄r͖̪ͬ̀e̺̥̪͙͇̮̟ͨͮ̓ͨͯ͐̃.̼̞̮̯̣

Author's Note:

April fools!

Twilight awoke with a jolt, her hooves scrambling to her face as she tore off another headset.

"What." She deadpanned, staring towards the labeling on the side.

Human-Simulator 2: Electric Scootaloo.

She stared down to her hooves. Hooves, not hands. Had it really been just another simulation?

The mare glanced up just in time to be smacked in the face by a projectile ICBS (InterContinental Ballistic Spike).

(Also, it's Spike the dragon, not the impaling Spike. Unless you want it to be so.)

---

Lisa groaned, placing a weary hand on the smooth surface of the headset strapped to her face. "Ugh..." The girl groaned, lazily pulling the device off and rubbing her eyes, "When is this gonna stop?"

Do I even want to know what's on the label?

She placed a hand on the side of the headset that lay beside her, tracing the engraved lettering on the side.

...The...Sims...25...Equestria?

"What."

The pillow she lay on then spontaneously imploded, sending the girl tumbling.

---

"No..." Twilight whispered, pawing at her headset, "No, not again... not this time..."

"Welcome to the hubworld of Equestron." A robotic voice echoed throughout the nearly-empty room, "User xXxTw1br1t3-SperklzxXx, please exit the simulation designated Humans of the Future in a safe and orderly manner. We hope to see you again soon."

The mare lifted herself from the cot with a grunt, squinting in the bright lights that surrounded her. "Spike?" She called, "Are you there? Hello?"

No response.

The mare proceeded to trip on a perfectly-placed banana peel and fall face-first onto the sleek, metallic flooring.

---

"Blerghlysh." Craegsmuth gurgled, its majestic space-noodles flowing in the wind of the great Planet Ketchup, tearing the large slice of bread from its face.

At this point, reality has stopped responding. As did the logical functions of all of those who read and/or write this chapter.

Comments

[Relux_the_Relux]

:(

[TheMajorTechie]

8834079
???

[Speedy Silverstreak]

All this is missing is fluffle puff being the mastermind of all this.

[TheMajorTechie]

8834092
Why stop at Flufflepuff?

[Speedy Silverstreak]

8834107
Cause she can warp reality better than Discord. She can't be controlled by him

[lightningman]

da fuck did i just read? ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS. I JUST WOKE UP

[TheMajorTechie]

8834132
...when you can go BEYOND flufflepuff?

[Speedy Silverstreak]

8834392
Oh dear lord.....

[The REAL Mister Pkmn]

Of course you would.

[TheUltimateBrony-Class-S]

...
...
...you know... I should've expected the April Fools chapter, but I didn't...

[Zaten the Changeling]

*NOTE: THIS IS BEFORE READING*

Oh god. I have finally made it to this chapter. I have been warned by Techie, and the title is FRELLIPITINGEDING TRIPPY!

[Zaten the Changeling]

Twilight awoke with a jolt, her hooves scrambling to her face as she tore off another headset.

"What." She deadpanned, staring towards the labeling on the side.

Human-Simulator 2: Electric Scootaloo.

She stared down to her hooves.Hooves, not hands. Had it really been just another simulation?

The mare glanced up just in time to be smacked in the face by a projectile ICBS (InterContinental Ballistic Spike).

(Also, it's Spike the dragon, not the impaling Spike. Unless you want it to be so.)

THIS IS TRIPPIER THAN THE TITLE!
└[⨶益⨶]┘

Lisa groaned, placing a weary hand on the smooth surface of the headset strapped to her face. "Ugh..." The girl groaned, lazily pulling the device off and rubbing her eyes, "When is this gonna stop?"

Do I even want to know what's on the label?

She placed a hand on the side of the headset that lay beside her, tracing the engraved lettering on the side.

...The...Sims...25...Equestria?

"What."

The pillow she lay on then spontaneously imploded, sending the girl tumbling.

WHY
WHY IT BE SO TRIPPY
ლ(૦ઁヘ૦ઁლ)

"No..." Twilight whispered, pawing at her headset, "No, not again... not this time..."

"Welcome to the hubworld of Equestron." A robotic voice echoed throughout the nearly-empty room, "User xXxTw1br1t3-SperklzxXx, please exit the simulation designatedHumans of the Futurein a safe and orderly manner. We hope to see you again soon."

The mare lifted herself from the cot with a grunt, squinting in the bright lights that surrounded her. "Spike?" She called, "Are you there? Hello?"

No response.

The mare proceeded to trip on a perfectly-placed banana peel and fall face-first onto the sleek, metallic flooring.

---

just stop
please
just stop
(⸟⍘⸟)

"Blerghlysh." Craegsmuth gurgled, its majestic space-noodles flowing in the wind of the great Planet Ketchup, tearing the large slice of bread from its face.

At this point, reality has stopped responding. As did the logical functions of all of those who read and/or write this chapter.

Are you saying that I even HAD logical functions before this?

Hey; at least I survived this!
right?...
...

. . .

[Zapper Frost]

At this point, reality has stopped responding. As did the logical functions of all of those who read and/or write this chapter.

Who said I had/have logical functions?

[Lexiebommel10]

Best april fools chapter ever hailarious can be read after april 1st and isnt just fake story line making me sad

[Accurate Balance]

Perhaps you have misunderstood the meaning of Blerghlysh; it stands for glorious blossom of unpreventable collapse of milk doomsayer and O holy old lady's grazes with colorations of former myhstaar printer's rumbles, together with trianglized schechroliquetium, which will irreconswethiinally wista the mnaelphores of chliregn.

[Ludicrous Lycan]

What was the website you used to make the chapter title?

[TheMajorTechie]

9443983
https://eeemo.net/

[TheMajorTechie]

8972888
Guess what?
I did it again.

[Soaring Symphony]

This chapter reminds me of a certain VR game.

WARNING: Very graphic and definitely M rated. Watch at your own peril.

[Alectra24444]

.̶̼̞͖̭̠̱̟̰͙̫̰͂̓͑ͦ̐ͭ̈̾͒̍ͦ͌̚͘ͅ.̥̠̠̦̻̯̹̱̗̤̩̝̭̙̙̬͈̆ͯ̋̆͢ͅͅ.̴̨̡̜̥̹͓̖̗̟̭̦͑̇̐̀̓̐̿͒ͯ̋̀̚͝.̴̛̙̺̻̤̱͋́̅̔̓ͬ̆̐̿̈́̃̚
̧͕͇̩̻̤̘̪͒̀̉ͥ̕͜͝͡.̴̀ͯ͐̇ͦ̂͒ͦ͗̋ͯ̓̾̉ͤͦ̿̕͟͠͏̻͎͉̼̜̯̥.̢̙̰̞͖̺͕̜͓̦̹̘͖͍̈́̆ͪ̎̃͊ͬͫ́ͅ.̸̛ͥͪ̐̈͌ͣͬ̀ͥ̿̐͏̰̝̜̫̹̱͍̤̭͓̬͔͚ͅ.͆̈́ͭͫ̓͋͌͞͏҉͔̠̲̤̠̲̣̦̪
̆̓̃ͬ͌͐ͯ̂̊ͤ̿̆͒͋͐ͤ̓͏͉̪͉̤͎̝͕͓̻̤͍͎͉̱͕̠̼͍̜.̛̮̭̱̬̳̦̘̞̓̀̐ͫ̽́̀͢͝.̨͍̳͉͓̩ͫ̄̏̂ͬ̾̿̅͆̓͘͜.̢͓̯̞̠͚̟̩͓͕̯̎̓̀ͪ̓̏̒̓̋̄͜͞.̛̣̹̩̝͈̪̯̞͚̼͔̝̥̆̓̍ͦͯ͛̈ͣ͋͋̍ͪ̅̃̒̈́͗̔
͒ͭ̓̐̇ͩͥ̋͆ͮ͋ͬͯͤ҉̯̞̮̼̤̺̥͔͖͝.̵̶͓̦̲̺̠̫̣̥̟̣̻̺̖͓̠̜̣̰͍̎ͦ̀ͭ͑̐̓͛ͮ̋͌̈ͤ͌ͤ̿͗͢͞͠.̴̧͙̝̱͖̱̪̻͙̥̰̜͎͙̳̮͉̜̺ͨ̋̑ͮ͐͌̔͑͌ͣ̅́̀ͅ.̢̺̰̫͓̙͙̹̝̮̙̝͓̝͕̆͑ͮͧͧͪ̿ͯ͂͆͆̍͑̃͋́.͚͙̖͍̞͉̻̖̣̟̮̍ͨ̓̈ͤ̄̇̏ͯ̔ͪ̌̈́̂̈ͮ̚͢͢
̢̩͍̜͚̩͈̰͓̫͒̔͑̋̃͐͐ͦ̉͋̕ͅ.̴̢̛͚͖̤̟̜̯͈̦̻͉̣͎̩̼̱́̂̆͂͒̒̎̎.̸̨̹̟̤̰̙͉̦̯̮̤̜̥͚͙̘̭̦̔̐ͪͫ̐̅ͅ.̗̩̞̣̱̣̔̊̑̈́͛͘͞.̴̰̮̣̼͙̲̻̞̭̥͈͓̠̪̰̙̞̤̌̾̓ͬ̆ͥͦ̿̈́̃ͬ̾͗̾̒ͧ͜͡͝ͅ
̷̘̠̠͓̣͈̬̖͍̲̰̜͔̥̺̰̋ͥ̅̀̍ͭ̊ͫ̎ͦ͋ͮ̑̍.̠͕̪̟̺̦̼̜̩̦͇̪̤̊͆ͪ̃͐̅ͥ̆̓͆͐̔̏̀̑̈́̚͟͡͠.̨̧̬̰͚̜̜̮͇̳ͧ̆ͨ̉̈̎ͤ̿͗̂̾̉̇́͝.̷̢̘̖͎͉͊̎͑͂͂̿͗̒ͩͫ͐̕͡͞.̴̴̧̭̝̫̙ͧ̃́̈͋͊ͬ͠͡
ͥ̿̈́͒̋ͦͯͯ̀̒̂͏̶̠̹̭̻͕̻̖̤͖̙̫̠̳͍ͅ.̸̨̝̠̳̗͓͍̭͇̰̀̽̀ͯ̆͗̊ͤ͝͞.́ͥ̿̉ͯ͛̎̍͆ͩ̽ͬ͌̈́͏̺̣̰̼̬͇͎͙̟̙̤͓̭͚͚͝.̧̟̣̜̻̭͈̝̟͇̠̙͕̩̘̓ͩ̏̑̈̾̇ͦ̇̏̀.̷̸̨͕̯͎̯͕͔̎̉ͧ́͆ͤ̉̊̇͌̓̀͡͡
̛͇͖̰̞̪̬̬ͧ͒̏͂ͯ̄̋͋̈͑̐͗̂͊̈́ͭ̑̀͜͢͝ͅ.̏ͧ̋̎̀̓̀̀͏̤̖̫̳̦͕͕̦̙̖.̶̡̥̞͇̼̜͛̉̇ͩͥ̈́͋ͭͥͩ̒̔̃̂ͨ̑͑̓̚͢.̷̡̛̤͓̭̖̮̲͈̻̖̞̳̼̝͇͌̎ͬ͐̊ͣ̈̓̅ͯ.̶̾̃̚͏͚̤͙̗̱̱̥̪͡
̨̬̲͔̝̟̰̲͖̩̳͔͖̗̞̟̾ͭͤͪͯͪ̋ͤ͋̈́̀͐̋͒̈͛̑͆́.̨͔͔̫̺̺̞̗͙͎̼̟̫̮͚͐̿ͮ͂͌ͦͨ̐͆̏̈͆̓ͧ͂ͥ̀.̶̛͙̳͕̞͈͍̠̟͔̯͕̲̖͇̣͓̂̓̄͑̓ͩ̊̀̓͊̂̀͢͠ͅͅ.̵̧̤͈̣̖̮̱̱̯̻̹͚̩͇͙̭̼͙̹̉̈̾͂ͥ̊̍̉ͩͯ̑̽̒͊̀͡.̦̮̪̯͉͙̤̹͚͑̿̓̎͗ͨ͜(im glitch so bad that my voice is being blocked)
̡̺̯̩̙͓͍͎̥̩̻̹̓̒̆̔̊ͧͩ͘͜͝.̡̼̻̟̱̯ͧͭ͆̎̎̋̅̍͌ͭ̓̇̑̿͂ͪ̎͒̄.͊́̄̓ͮͥ̏̈͒̄҉̡̰̦͍͕͈̭̰̠͉̻̹̞̞͕̪̬̠̀.̇̎̄̈ͥ̐͑ͬ̍͂͐̆̒͆̽̿̆ͨ̔͜͢͏̥͓̱͈̞͈̲͎͈̗̪̹̳̼̘.̸̸̴̳̼͉̓́̎̈͌̆͟
̛̇̓̎̇̿͋͆́̇͌͑͒̑̽̚҉̝͓̹̠̤̻̤̱̭̤̝̤̣̝̜̳̳̖́͢.̢̝͕̳̝̭̙̳̜͍͙̙̘̲̣͍̤̤̑͒ͩͮͦ̎̒͊́̌̏̏̿ͪ̋̈ͣ̃̒̀̀͢͝ͅ.̴̨̘̠̺͕̪̹̊͋̂ͥ͂͌.̨̨̰̬͍̝̦̝̝̤̭̲̯̰̙̫̌̎̐̇̐͞.̢͍͔̦͇̞̫̰̭̓̄͒̉̀
̙̳̠̰͉͍̠̣̜̮̩̈́̈͊̈ͫ̈ͪ͊ͩ͒̆́́̚.̵̶̶͓͍̬̰͇̭̪͚̙̯̼̣ͧ͑͐̽́͛ͭ̿̾ͨ͆͊͡.̨͒͒͆̉̉͊͂ͫ̐͒̃̋̈́̓̇ͨ̚͏̶̛̠͈͚̯̬͔̳̪̥̪̥͚̝͔̫̙̀ͅ.̸̴̹̭̗̥̺̳̤̥̥̠͕̥͚͇̘͎͔͑̑͌̆͛ͬ̂͜.̡̛̥̜̤̙̲͍̭̹͖͓̼̦͈̹͇̱̂ͮ͊̐̔̌ͣͧ͗͛́͞
̷̵̴̡̛̰̥̹̱͉͎̺̾ͮ͆̂̽ͫ̓̒̓̅͒ͣ.̧̛͉̤̟̫̳̘̞̞̺̬̹͔̼̪͈̜̿͑̅̈ͬ̉̋̄́̋̄̍̈́ͨ̿͌͂̀̚͝ͅ.̧̛͌ͧ̈̓ͪ̒ͫ̃ͮ̌̄ͮͣ̾̒̐͂ͬͪ͏̜͎͖͙̞͖̭̗͖͇͚͙͟.̷̴̺̝̰̟̝ͧͬ̐̎̓̄̿̈̓͛̍.̷̨̇͑ͤ̾͐ͬ̆̉ͭͨ̈ͬ͌̐̚͏̯̫͓̖̖̭̗͈̘̟̞̰̟̬̺̞͘͡.̷̬͚̳͓̙̼͍̯̙̘ͯͪͧͨ̈́͑ͣͬͣ͗̎͠.̶̴̵̧̳͇̣̝͖̲̯̜̆͛̓̈́̉.̵̛͎͉̻̭͇͕̜̣͍͓͚̤͒̂̔̌̇̌͋̐̑͋ͥ́.̹̤̘͍͖̮̥͇̩͇͎̰̬̠̫̱̌́̑ͣ͌ͬ̍ͯ́̔́͢͜
͑̇ͫ̅͐̒̑͑̈́͌҉̵̦͈͔̭̮̪͖̙̗̬͔͖͓̮̳̀.̴̨̦͇̗̙͉̱͍̬̟̬̤͑ͨ͊͊ͧ̌ͧ͜.̶̧̞̟͖̺̬̱͕͕͓͒̿̆̃͝.̲̬͎͖̻̥̫͍̿̎ͤ̑͗̈̋͌̇̑̆̏͜͞͠.̴͈̰͍̝͍̫͈̺̫̍ͣ̍ͨͫ̀́͟
̴̡̩̻̩̤̠̯̳͚̟̗̒ͭ̂ͮ͊̽͌ͬ͂ͦ̓̋́ͯ̀͡͡.̺͖̦̥̞̬͉͔̭̼̙̔͆ͯ̽̋ͯ͒ͭ͒ͩ͂̇̀̚͢͜.̷̸̴̹͍̟͚̝̞͙͓͔̩̃̓ͪ̓ͯͨ̃ͦͬ̏͒̏ͬ͂̀.̵̺̪̪̙̱̣̖̲̮̦͕͋ͭ̍ͣͥ̾͗͑͗̾ͥͭ̀͗̈̕͜.̹͎̼͕͇̰̖͗̇̄͆̏͛͋̆ͧ̾̈́́
̸̴̬̦̗͇̼̰̮̱̳͙͉͇̟̰̱̙̯̘̆͆͗ͫ́ͭ̔́͜ͅ.̷̨̨͔͓͍͈͍̩̅́͂̊̚͡ͅ.ͭ̋ͩ̐҉̧̩͖̮̱̜̱͉͎̫̠̝̦́͡͠.̸̡͈̭̙̼͔͎̤̖̰̺̺͊̿̇̿͊ͯ̂̅ͪ̊̓͠.̸̸̛̛̞̰͙̪̤̫̘̉ͫ̽͌ͥ̍̑ͮͬ̒͘
̸̷̡̦͍̥͉̰̰͉͔͍̩̮̬̦̙̻͈͗̄ͨͩͮ.̵̡̯̞͍͔̤̼͕̲̣̙̻̠͖͎͎̠̘̳̆ͭ͌ͧ̉̾̄̆̅̀͋́ͤ̃͋͂̀͠ͅ.̵̢̮̟̫̙͉ͫͭ̄̃͐̇͒̃͗̅̀͘͢.̷̡̢̓͐͂ͫ̉ͮ̽ͭͪ̒̍ͬͩ̕҉̘͇͓̣͉̘͚.̶̧̞͖̻͍̲̩͚̗̣̘͉̺́̍̀͑̑ͯ̑̽̌̉̏͗ͤ̔ͯ͒̃̕
̙̟̮͖̝̳̺͔̬̤̪̩̠͈̺̝̳ͮ̃̃͊ͤͥ̓̃̅̃̑ͯ̀̚͘͝ͅ.̴̶̻̪̣̘̏̅ͧ̀̾ͧ̎ͧͤ͊̀ͦ̉̏̍̊ͬ͢͟.͌͛ͬ͑͗͊̅ͨ̌҉̵̷͎̺̮̭̲̞̹̘̭̺͝.̶̴͉̬̻̮̟͍͖̟͕̺͇̫̰͖̭̒ͦ̍̈́̀͆̈́ͫ͑͒̄͛̂ͧ͐̾̅͂̒.̶̛̹̬̪̼̥̻͕̱͖͕̗͎̬͇͈̮̰͉̂̓ͧ̑̽́ͫ̇ͫͩ̽̓̊ͣ̊͢͟
̛͊̇́͛͗̿ͨ͒ͦ͊ͨ̋͋̈́ͪ͠҉̵͚̲͙̪̗͈̗͚̺̮͖̣͙̼͙̲͍.̧́ͥ͋ͧ̎͂̅̒ͪ̓̿͌̐̉͛͠҉̢̛͍̦̠̦̳̳̲̼͎͔̱̠.̧̗͉̳̘̲̏ͭ̇̏͒̄͌̍͋ͬͦ͗͡.͔͙̝̙̮͓̙͚̳͇̯̯͍͚̗̞̲̿̌̔͛̊͜͝ͅ.͛ͪ̒̽ͯ̈ͭͦ̐ͩͬ͑̌̃ͨ͌͋̚͏̻̱̟͔̱̼͎̖͖͙͈͠͝
̵̨͋̿̌̏҉̥̯̪̗̦͙̬͖͍ͅ.̡͔̝̠̬͈̠͎̺͎̻̟̬̘͔̻̥̙ͭ̍ͥͮ͗ͨ̓̀̈͘͘͟͝.̨͉̱͚̟̰̖̖̋ͥͨ̐͋ͮ́͗̾ͩͥͭ̉ͬͣ̚ͅ.̴̷̠̰͉̗̺͙͙̮̞̖̙̰̥̮̠̼̘͙̋̒̇̋͒̉̎̆͐͌̋͊̈́̏̔͗̈́̍̒͢ͅ.̶̴̡̙̞̼̠͇͖̩̘̺̖͉̣͇̟̫͎̳̈̎̈́͛ͦͩͭ̔͛̆͝ͅ
̷ͪ͊̈́ͦͦ̎̆͋̒̔ͣ͌̀͜͏̻̥͔͓͎̹̠͈͈̲̼̰̙̙̤.̸ͨ͛͐ͨ́̚͞҉͈̣̣͎͔͔̹̹̞̣͕͖̫͇ͅ.̸̵̢̻̞̘̳̟̙̹̭̠̲̺̲͉͇̇͗̽̇̎̎̂ͫ́.̧̢̛͖͕̺̇̅̒̄̃́̈́͋̅ͯ̀͞.͇̲͖̯͇̝̫͉̖̯̟͚̒͗͑͐͛ͣͩ̎͐̎͊̈ͥ̌̔͑͢͝
̨̡̧͎̠̹̤͍̺̼̦̬͓̻̭͇̝̣̺̹͑ͭ̾͑ͣ̋ͮ̑̊̈́͋̆͂̍.̸̲̤̪͚̝̰̘͂̏̓͋ͣͣ͡.̷̦̩͈͈̫̫̬͓̩͕͓͎ͬ̏̑̋ͨͣ̐͆̌ͩ̔̄̈́ͮ̏̌̚͞͠.͑̌ͪ̓̾̀̍͒̀̄ͩ͆̾̈́̔̀̄̚͏̬̪̭̭͓͎̖.͛ͪ̐͗̑ͩͥ̌́́̀̚͢͟͏̭̤̲͉̬͚̙̜͖͙̣̥̳̝̥͓ͅ
̶̓̀ͭ̇͊̇ͭ̽̇͆̊̚͏̡̣̞̹̲͖̪̱͓͘͜.̺̦̪̥̘͓͕͓̦̜̣ͭ̆̿ͯ̍̾ͭ́̀.͔̘̫̪̫̺̠̠̤͙̝͍͈̩ͯͫ̋̊̌̚͘̕͝ͅ.̷̸̩̪̞̙͚̈ͣ̃̽͂ͣ̃̀̕͘͠.̴̃̿̃̃ͯ̒͑̑͒̏̽͏͚̻͍̰̭͎̜̳̻̼͙̼͚
̴̡̡͔̜̥͚̩̦̰̺̳̥̜͙̖͎̩̯̺̓́͑̃ͤ̄͛ͤͥ͐̄́̈̍̕͠.̵̶̩̪̹̳̻̳͖̣ͩ͌ͤ̂̇̃ͤ̐̓ͮͭ̑ͅ.̈́ͤ͑͑̆ͩ̔̅̏ͧ͆̓̄̾ͩ̍̑ͦ͏̶̢̤̜̮͈͈͈͢͝.̷̎̑̒̆̄͊̄ͪ̐̀̄̈͛̐ͯ̈́ͯͣ́͏̺̫͈̘̕.ͤ͌ͯ̋̒̌̐̃̈̅ͤ͒ͬ̈̍̚͏҉̴̜̦̮͖̣̜̤̥͎̭̗͎̻̮̤͙̩ͅ.ͯ̈̏̅̿̋̽ͯͬ̏͒ͦ͏̵̯̻̹̫̳̦̻̭̜̞̭͉̰̯̭́͘.̴̢̞̲̫̞̟͎̩̞̩̠ͣͣͨ̒̽͊͋̌̅̽͡.̧ͫ̐̽̔ͯ͊͆ͭͩ̾̃̅̉͐̇̓̚͏̰̬̜̘̱̪̫̭̰͚͍̼͎̫͜.̛͖̲͉̞̹̫̭͍̥͎͔͎̲̟̇ͤ̌̓́͘͟͞
̸̱̗̯̝͇̳͒̏͒̇͘͟͝.̛̙̘̠͇̯̲̜̙̰̜̞̤̖͇̩̩̅̽̌̍ͨ̓̕͢͠ͅ.̍̾͐͗̑͛̿ͮͥ̎͑ͧ̍ͣ͢͠͏̩̫̬͉͠͝.̧̘̦̲̰̜̠ͤ̓̇̓ͫ͗ͦ̓ͣ͗ͣͧ̋̚̚̚̕.̧̠̟̻̥̟͖̬̰̖̝̲̙̼͎̓ͦ͐͗͊ͯͬ͊ͥ̓̾̏̌̋͛͛̚̚͢
̴̡̯̹̝̙̙̳̣̤͚̦͎̦͉̘̻͍͔ͧͭ̑̄͌̉ͬ̓̎̔̌͛̔͑̀́.̈̐ͫ̿́̿ͭ̒҉̡̙͕͓̠͔̞͉̝͍̬͇̙̤͓͙̳̲ͅ.̸̸̳͖͙̺̰̤̥̥̗̗̫̟̩̝̫̤̝̂̀̃̌̋ͫ̇̇̋̾̒͗̔͋͡.̸̨̭̯̗̩̮͚͚̻̻̙̰̒̋͊ͣ̈̒ͯ̆̿ͤ͊̓̑̎̔ͮ̚͢͠.͎̙͈̲̹̣ͤ͑̋̍̇ͦ̓̚͝ͅ
̵̷̢̡̛̯̣͎̻͎̥̞͇̲͎̞̱ͪ̀ͮ͆̑̂ͯ͊̄̈ͥ̓ͪ͌̒ͪ̚.̴̡̤͓̻̘̤͔̱̯̭͕͔͎̼̳̣̯̥̯̑̄ͨ͆ͩ̓ͭ̽͂̌̎̅̊̿̿̊͌̋́.̵̯̗̫͓̼̠̦̳̦̗̹̽̋͒̓̀̄̿̄ͦ̂̾ͦ̽̚ͅ.̷̧̞̣͓̟͍̭͎̏ͮ̄̈̐̍͗̓ͨ̎͛̃ͩ̀̏͊̀́.̷̨̻̬̣̬̬̝̮̱̱͍̹̙͉̏̎̏ͪ͡
̶̨̩̜͕͇̘̋ͦ̇.̴̨̩͍͎̖̬͕̼̥ͬ̑ͮͫ̐̽̔ͣ͑ͪ̀̕.̷͛̏͊ͭ̋́͌͒҉͠͏̤̭̘͈͓̪̥̻͈̥̰̲͙̘̀.̸̡̨̬̹͍̱̪̲͇̳̺̦̠̱͕̰̱͈̼̙̇̅̍͌̈.̸̎͛̌̅ͩͫͪ̎ͨ̊͘͏̧̖͉͓̜̞̥̠̩̯͉̟̦͎̥͕̺̜
̷̫̜̮̲͎̥̠̤̜͓͎͔͓̠ͦ̓͆̔͑̇̆ͯ͋̂ͮ̓̑͋͆ͭ́.̴̟͈̦̭̭̰̭͓̙̳̳̖̹͈̩̩̺̟̞ͦ̒̅̓̈́̒ͩͤ͞.͗͊͊ͣ̈́̇̈́̐ͣͪ̈̈̆͏̢̛̱̩̫̻̠̹͚̱̦̝͇̰̝̗̯͙͓ͅ.͌ͥ́̍̌ͬ̃̄ͨ͒͌͌̂̀͡͏̻͍̟͓͙.̴̠̳̠͇̜̖͍͈̝̟͓̝̮̘̘̘̯ͯ͗̅͛ͫ͆͆̄̌̎ͬͨ͋̏̀͘͟ͅ
̴͉̰͈͓̭͚̳̠̦̠̠̫̟͓̗͛̆ͪ̍͛̽͋́̚͟͞.̷͖̗͚̯̭̣̗̹͉̺͖̻͓̭̥͐ͨ͆̋̽ͦ͛̀͠ͅ.̸̵̜̩̬̜̦̞̰̳̣̲͇͙̩̝̺͙̘̿̔̓̎ͣ͂̾̉͋̈́̅̀ͯ͒̅ͮͥ̀͡͡ͅͅ.͑ͩ̃̄̄̏͗ͣ̑ͮ̾̒ͬ̋̀̀҉̖͎̼̬̪ͅ.̸̧̣̗̬̼̣̻̲̰̯̭̬̝̺͉̥͎̥̝̪ͯ̄ͭ̆̽͐̿̏ͭ̓̓ͭ̎ͦͮ̀
̸̨̥̰̺̰̥͍̮̞̼̝͖̠̙͕̜̹̫̈́͑̆̚͘͘.̧̛̻̮̭̮͕̮̹͔̳̗͔͖̹͍͉̼̪̭͖̐̃ͨͫͯ͐̂͂ͫ̽͊ͭ̕.̴̸̨͇̦̣̺̬̖̬̓̏̃̋̀̋̾͂̄̎ͤ͂̈͛̾ͯ́̚.̂͋ͩ̌̇̐̾ͯ̋̍̈́̇͑͗ͫ̊͏҉̝̣̦͍͙̯̹͓̖̱̫̻̲̻͇ͅͅ.̴̵̡̯̘̺̙͉͔̖̘̪̼͔̜̦̦̼͗͋ͥ̆̇̆̂ͥͨ̈ͭͩ͂̉̀̚͟ͅ
̶̰͉̱͓̣͚͑ͨ̌́ͣ̄͛͗̄̽͊ͦͦ.̡̓͊̎͗ͫͤ̔̔ͪͧͧ̓͏͉̝̺̬̝̀.̴̹͈̘̜͔̱͔̩͇͕͖̥͆̽ͬ̀͊̿ͯ̎̽̔͑ͦ͛̀ͣͪͣ̉͝.̷̨̘̤̙͙͕̬̣͚͈̗͈ͯ̀̅͐̒ͨ͑̓͆͒̌̇͜ͅ.̽̂̌̓͊̌͒̄̏̎͋ͭ̏̾̍͊͛͂̚͏̴̧̡̧̱̰̦͓̝̭͕̞̯̖̩͖
̧̝͙͓̦͕̩̮̫͉̜̱̻͔͍̗ͣ͆͗̉ͩ̒ͥ͊̄̇ͪ͛̀ͅͅ.̧͖͚̘̲̇̂̽ͨ̋̽̆̓̽̓̔̎ͯͭͨ̒̆̚̕.̴̴̷͎̫̻̳̻͈̮̘͔̘͎̟̟̂̇͑̐ͥͨ̓͠ͅ.̗̖̝̰͚̩̩͙̩̿̃͌̐ͪ̄͂̒͌́͝.̨̖̣͙̯̼̝̹̫̗̞͔̈ͣ͐̿ͫͮͪͧͫ̾ͨͫͬͨ͌̄́͠
̧̋̈́ͩ͏҉͚̭̗͉.̏͆ͫ̅ͨͣͦ̿̃͏҉̢̟͚͔̯̳̻̳̻̩̪͍̻.̷̡͖̤̭̹͎͉̪̦̥̜̰̜ͯͯ͂̾̃͆̿ͥ̊̿͌́̚͘͢ͅ.́̋̒͑̾̚҉͈̼̘̼̠̼͍̦͖̠̖͙͈̯̞͈͟.͕͖̱̖̣̟̭͎̖͔̻̯̖ͮ̅ͩ̑͛̂ͮ̐ͦ͘͞͡͝
̴̵̢̹͇̠͕͕̣̳̘̜͖͇͔̲͖͙͐̇̐̅͛͒̀̀ͥ͟.̨̽̌͊̿͐̿͂ͮ͂̈ͬ̽̚͠҉̞̣̙̜̦̝͇̣̟.̷͍̘̤̙̰̪͙̘͍͙̈́̃̈̒̐̂̋ͫ̾͑̽ͪ͑͑̏̊ͯ̊͜͠.̧̩͚͔̘̯͉̖̦͖̹͓̞͑ͯ̑͐̇ͮ̒͒̓̆̓͊͌͌́͜.̥̬̣̭ͩ̾ͭͤ̄́̓͗̌͜
͔͖̱̹̮̱̳̠̼̱̻͕̮̬̥͕ͩ͂̒͋̀̃̎͗͒̔̓̂ͭ̿̃͜͟͡͠.̦̗̤̟͖͂ͭ͒̌̄ͥ̕͘.̴̨̛̗̼͖͙̪ͪ̾̽͒̂̾͋ͮ̽͊̓ͭ̊̓̏ͧ̍̽.̦̱̲̳̫̜̼̗̠̼͖͙̱̗̎̑̔̔̓ͨͦ͜͝.̺̤͇̞̤̩̼̟̰̜͈̔ͮ́͌͑ͤ̈̄̊́ͮ̏͜