Pinkie tries to get Rainbow Dash into the groove. Why is Rainbow not in the mood?

A special thanks to my friend Rootbeer Dew for helping me write this story.

Inspired by I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters' in their Ta-Dah album.

After a misunderstanding leads to a vicious fight at Flight Camp that leaves them both in the hospital, Cloud Kicker wanted absolutely nothing to do with Rainbow Dash. However, Rainbow refuses to let a single incident destroy their friendship, and has been writing Cloud Kicker letters ever since that horrible day. For more than two years Cloud Kicker has been throwing the letter into the trash unopened, but what will happen when she finally reads one? Can their friendship possibly be salvaged?

Side-story to "The Life and Times of a Winning Pony"

Rainbow Dash can't take it any longer. She can't feel the love of her friends, she can't feel the love of her family, she can't sleep. There is only darkness. With her girlfriends shotgun in her hand, she takes a walk to finally put her mind to rest.

On the 24th of July, the first chapter was edited by Lunalicorn! Whii!

I was the first human to come to Equestria, and I will be the first to die here.

My name is Able, and in five days I will die, leaving behind a filly that looks to me for everything.

These are my last days.

Art by AlicornParty on deviantart. Here is her profile. http://alicornparty.deviantart.com/

*Now with a sequel, To return home *

(Know I am planning on editing my earlier chapters with the help of two people I have met here)

Hello there, my name is Micah. Your typical Jewish fellow in Seattle. I only recently got back from a trip abroad to find a box in front of my apartment door. Apparently what was inside it were six My Little Pony figurines. Though, I soon find out they aren't figurines. They are the real thing. And, no, I got no freaking clue how they are here, nor why they are here. Only thing I am thinking of is this: Why am I tied up and on the ground of my own apartment?

And another thing that I wonder... Why won't they tell me why they are here?

Rated teen for some swearing and dark stuff in future chapters. Mostly the last two ones, which I admit are definitely darker and has violence and, well, some sensuality in it.

Gore tag added for the last chapter only. All other chapters are gore free, and even the last one is not heavy with it.

Takes place pre season three of the show.

Hopes. Dreams. Aspirations. They're what everyone survives, and even thrives, on. What happens, then, when hopes and dreams are dashed? When something so monumentally destructive and life-changing occurs, and dreams, hopes, even ponies' lives are thrown into turmoil, where can solace be found? When somepony's entire world comes crumbling around them, who can they turn to for support? What can they do when everything they once had is shattered?

Rainbow Dash accidently pranks Princess Celestia. Her life is basically over.

Cover art by Thresha8

Marcus has a pretty normal life, complete with a job, college, girlfriend, and an apartment. Everyday was the same thing, he gets up, attends his college classes, goes to work, comes home, plays videogames, and passes out. Everything about his life was absolutely normal.

Well, it was for awhile at least...

One morning after a very intense collage graduation party, everything changed. He wakes up to find that he was no longer a member of the human species, but now a stallion from the little girls show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which has a fan base of male and female teens and young adults. With the entire fan base, a lord of chaos, and some weird guys in black suits and ties trying to get a piece of him, his "normal life" has just gotten a lot more complicated.

*Character tags will be added as the story progresses*
*First-Person perspective story*
*PoE Concept*
*Rated Teen for some adult themes and cussing*
*Gore Tag for minor violence*

This is my first and perhaps my last attempt at a comedy depending on the feedback it receives, so don't forget to let me know what you think of it!

Rainbow Dash charges into Rarity's boutique and announces that she's going on a date. However, when questioned, Rainbow Dash refuses to reveal who her date is. Rarity suspects something is amiss and decides to secretly follow Dash. But what Rarity uncovers is so bizarre, she will never be able to look at her friend, or herself, the same way ever again.

Rainbow Dash has just woke up in an unknown location, is tied down to a table, and sees all sorts of knives and blades on a desk. Rainbow Dash realizes that she has to tell the truth now or she'll never get the chance.

This is a happier alternate ending for cupcakes (pinkiedash shipping & partial spinoff).