My name is Orion and I'm a human, well sort of. I have a condition. That condition has led me to have to be under the care of military scientists. And yet I find myself in a place I don't belong.

This is a story of how I got here. I hope you enjoy it.

Based after season 2. I wanted to make a HiE story and this is what came out. I still need critisism though. Im still bad at writing.

There should be weekly updates. Oh. And there will be no clop unless someone eles wants to write it. Also some bad languege.

Cover art done by Dysyndicate

Principal Celestia is sick of punishing Screwball and not seeing any improvement in her chaotic behavior. So she tries a different approach by enrolling her in the school's "Big Sister" program, hoping it will teach her some general morals. (No spoilers of who she's paired up with here.)

My first attempt at an Equestria Girls fic. Rated Teen for swearing and some sexual humor.

NOT CANON WITH MY OTHER SCREWBALL STORY!
I don't own the cover art!

While moving to her new home, Zecora find the strangest creature - a large, nigh-hairless talking monkey-thing. Seeing how it lacks basic knowledge on surviving in the wild (and that it's quite tall and probably good at manual labour) she decides to adopt it as her assistant. Hopefully, she won't come to regret her decision.

An anime/mlp loving college kid with an IQ of over 140 and multiple personalities finds himself in Equestria. Pretty normal, right?

Unfortunately, some unsavory humans made it to Equestria before him.

Now, if he wants to stay alive, Dom has to convince everypony that humans are not the evil creatures from their history books. Once that's taken care of, he can worry about finding a way back home.

Chapters are corrected, your patience is appreciated. Thank you.

Thanks for their insight and correction goes to:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/pjabrony

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/BlackWing

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/psychicscubadiver

And biggest thanks goes to, http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Possiblydominator

If you like this story you have them to thank and even if you don't like it you should go give them some love.

Jordan Straw. A generally normal name, unless you work for the syntax corporation, then it is the name of an abomination.

"To say I am normal would be like saying that black people don't like peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Which I do by the way. Though Iv'e been called an abomination by most who have heard of me, I try not to let it bother me lest it become another painful headache causing memory, but sometimes I can take it. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get to return to a life where I could just sit and play Minecraft and drink Dr. Pepper, or belt out songs with all my heart without fear being caught and destroyed, or worse kept alive and turned into a machine. And then sometimes....sometimes I wonder if Things will be this way forever, with never a safe house in sight(No rest for the wicked, or so I'm told.) and never a breath of fresh air unnacounted for. My name is Jordan Straw, and this is the story of how my life would take a rollercoaster ride all the way to hell(Litterally) and back, and how wishes can suddenly become nightmares.

Ponies belong to all respective owners,
Refrence to other Pony UGC is property of it's respective owners.
Reference to any non pony related things is still property of its respective owners

REWRITTEN IN 2018! WOO!
Equestria Daily
Here's the music a friend made for the book based on how he felt when reading it.
Da semi-sequel be here.

Ignore the first story with his name. It is just what passed through his mind one day. This is his true appearance.

The Psychopath is a stallion with an unknown relation to the princesses, and yet he is held within the lowest levels of the Canterlot castle dungeons. He is completely chained up in his dark and dry cell, only ever thinking about his next prank and humming tunes that come from nowhere. His existence has been kept secret for centuries, and only the council and a few select guards know of him. Now, another mare will know of his existence. Twilight Sparkle will free him inadvertently, causing the psychotic pony with a strange appearance to float about Equestria, causing mayhem and destruction in the form of "pranks". How will the student deal with somepony who is apparently not trying to cause harm but does so anyway?

The image was made by Stalin the Stallion . Thank him for giving about thirty minutes of his life to draw that. (How did he even do that in half an hour?)
Proof-reader and aid for rewrite: Majora and masks. (Obsolete)
Proofreader: Twilight Scratch. Spank you very much for helping me. (Obsolete due to rewrite but they did help in the past)

Another successful gig, another wild after party. Vinyl is absolutely trashed while on her way home from the Nightclub she should have left hours ago. One drunken idea and a crash landing later, our one and only Dj Pon3 finds herself face to starry face with a creature from beyond her world.

With the creature near death and begging for help, the mare agrees a bit too quickly to lend a hoof by any means necessary. Hopefully she doesn't regret this decision when she wakes up the next morning with a new tenant living in her noggin. One Vinyl and two minds, what could possibly go wrong?

AN: The cover art is by Johnjoseco. He's awesome and on Deviantart so go tell him hes cool and stuff. The picture was modified by my friend Flying Wingnut, and so is not the original.

Special Thanks: Thanks to all my friends on Skype that preread and supported my work, you all know who you are! And a super special thanks to my editor Onetrickpon3.

This story is 100% approved by Twilight's Library!

Edit: Hey guys, as you may have noticed I put up a new cover image for my story, this one I actually drew myself and it took me about three hours to get it exactly the way I wanted it, basically it incorporates several different characters and genres that I love in one character. If you want you can tell me what you think about it, and it's okay to say that it looks like crap i'm no picaso and I know that it isn't perfect but hey in the words of Matt Smith "Give me time and a crayon."

When Discord is imprisoned by the mane six once again he needs to break out. His solution? Find someone to manipulate and break him out of his stone prison. The problem? That certain someone is a human, and a nerdy human at that.

Jake the Clydesdale, a full grown horse that lives in the lap of luxury. Everyday he gets all the apples he could ever want and gets to run as far as his heart needs. All the humans ask is that he pulls a wagon in front of a camera during a sports game once a year. Deep down, he know's that this life isn't enough...he wants to work, to actually feel useful and even find the mare of his dreams.

Today he finally made a statement.

He let the humans know he was unhappy. Now he sits in his stall tied to the post and awaiting judgment...just before he drifts to sleep, he looks out at the night sky, finding the brightest star and praying to whatever deity could save him from the nightmare of his stale life.

He never guessed someone would hear him...

(Art by Marik Azemus)

The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it? Will the arrival of this strange creature tear Equestria apart?

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