Chapters are corrected, your patience is appreciated. Thank you.

Thanks for their insight and correction goes to:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/pjabrony

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/BlackWing

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/psychicscubadiver

And biggest thanks goes to, http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Possiblydominator

If you like this story you have them to thank and even if you don't like it you should go give them some love.

Jordan Straw. A generally normal name, unless you work for the syntax corporation, then it is the name of an abomination.

"To say I am normal would be like saying that black people don't like peanut butter and honey sandwiches. Which I do by the way. Though Iv'e been called an abomination by most who have heard of me, I try not to let it bother me lest it become another painful headache causing memory, but sometimes I can take it. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get to return to a life where I could just sit and play Minecraft and drink Dr. Pepper, or belt out songs with all my heart without fear being caught and destroyed, or worse kept alive and turned into a machine. And then sometimes....sometimes I wonder if Things will be this way forever, with never a safe house in sight(No rest for the wicked, or so I'm told.) and never a breath of fresh air unnacounted for. My name is Jordan Straw, and this is the story of how my life would take a rollercoaster ride all the way to hell(Litterally) and back, and how wishes can suddenly become nightmares.

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