Meet Lance Myrvang a brony, a rugger, and soon to be high school graduate! However a simple ten minute drive can turn into something much more ...shall we say... adventures. After all what happens when someone thinks themselves unable to be killed meets his time? Some would say that they die all the same. But not Lance! Upon unforeseen incidents and a fiery explosion lance must deal with ponies, monsters, and a millennium old evil demon.
Now Lance finds himself living a double life, on one half he's Lance the owner of a successful pub in Ponyville. On the other half he is Myrvang the Nightmare King ruler of the Dream Lands and enemy of the state.
Chapters (14)
Don't use an expletive as an adjective in your narrative unless it's directly following the protagonist's perspective. Make sure that you play everything for real. Having a guy say 'buck' instead of 'fuck' just takes away the poignancy and tension and leaves the reader scratching his head. Be sure that you edit your work before publication as well.
701030 Thanks every little bit helps
701047 I can haz moar? No really that is fucking AWESOME
705273 I'm glad you like it! I will see if I can release the next chapter later today if not expect it early tomorrow
YES
And MOAR
That was cool. That...was fucking COOL.
The next chapter will begin in KFC, am I right?
He ate nightmare...what a BAMF!
711115 Wrong!
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Thank you for your support!
711906 btw, do you have skype?
711913
umm... yes?
712026 like, can you give me your skype?
if yes, then i'll send you a PM. Don't get too scared, I answer stuff fast like that
Loved the humor in this fic.
Don't mess with things bigger than you lance, it usually doesn't end well.
“Well it madders not if you tell me or not soon I will know all that you know.”
Matters?
720379 Damn!
Thanks for the catch and that chapter has been out for a few days too
720393 ...Holy shit
This is a great story, Lt_Lance! What would be an ETA on he next chapter?
I'm glad you like it 724542! I try to get one out at least every other day.
Well Bro it's 5 in the morning and I'm up reading your story
like I promised you I would and so far really liking it all it needs is a quick spelling adjustment and I'd say it's perfect 
P.S. Swag
Buck yeah man we say that e'eryday like the bosses we are bro
but seriously i'll fix the small corrections if you want just tell me and I'll help man but straight up 
good job
Man seriously you ate the fucker good job I bet the next toilet you use is goin to be
DESTROYED! Ha many this is my favorite part so far but I still got one chapter left bro 
mwuah (no homo)
SIX HOURS
your jaw will probably be super fuckin sore man but I gotta admit no one can pull off the dialog like you bro hopefully everyone knows how boss the next chapters gonna be 
moustache required swag
730427
I was suprised to wake up this mourning and see you as the cause of 4 notifications
Ha! Much love Zany
WE NEED SANDVICH.
Aggghhh the Russian!!!
.....parasprite.....insurance.....
.............least he gona be prepared..........and the sterotypic oc's are amusing, i like where this is going.......and implications between pinkie and rarity.......gusta....
...
This story is AWESOME on multiple levels! I can't wait until next chapter comes out!
And Red is best russian pony!
But, I wonder, why in all that is logic did Pinkie intend to pop up in Rarity's bathtub?
~Derpster out!
737871
Pinky and logic do NOT go together
this. is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Aha! A Man Possesed Demon really knows how to plan ahead. Can't wait to see future updates!
HOW did you MANAGE to do EXACTLY 4,008 words.
Ninja.
Mwuah
Why technically because I read it first
Sorry this chapter took longer than the others. I blame Battlefield 3!
756635
You have failed my dear friend.
and technically no one gives a damn!
>>Lt_Lance
that's so funny I almost forgot to make you a cupcake 
now care damn it 
haha and good night man
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Get the next chapter out asap! I need moar! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_RageFace.png
~Derpster out!
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.......i like having bases covered......
hah bf3 is awesome which is why i got on both ps3 and 360.......
756926 What about PC?
761875
....................i dont like playing mainstream games on PC......
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And.. iOS?
761962. ...........…......
My one excuse.
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It gets the best of us all.
Lol anytime my buddy and I'll take the procrastinational blame haha I'll work on the new art tomorrow
party time! 
823987
All of the homo!
Love you bro
“Only if she turns out to be gay.” Red Skies budded in.
“You really think she’s not?” Molly said tilting her head in thought.
“There are hundreds that think so.” I said under my breath
Had me laughin.
Rarity was impressed that Lance was Suited up! profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/71159_118005001564048_1717285_n.jpg
Awesome chapter, loved it, etc. etc.
Can't wait to see more terrorizing!
hmm sucks for trixie, i like her and all but dam she brought it on herself.......
chapter six was good :) keep up the good work bro :) and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!