//------------------------------// // Headache. // Story: When Scars Heal // by gelorum //------------------------------// "Ugh my head" I said waking up from what felt like a pile of bricks, as two blunt objects connected with my head. "OOOOWWW" I screamed. What the heck was that for,I'm sure that nothing hits that hard, geez louize I think you nearly cracked my skull open ow" "Well yah sure are bleedin, but yah'd be wrong bout that there statement" My eyes instantly widened to the size of saucers at the voice I was hearing, somber yet aged and southern accent to boot, I knew that voice well. "Heh well ..ain't that.. somethin else" I said as my vision began to blur for the first time today. "No... Falling asleep" I said before I passed out. "Oh great how long have I been out?... Open your eyes idiot!” I thought to myself. I sat up and instantly regretted it as I got dizzy. "Wow what a bad idea that was" I said eventually shaking out the last bit of vertigo from my head. "Well I did hit yah a might hard back there." Someone said. I looked towards the voice and found an orange pony, wearing a brown stetson, with emerald eyes. “Please tell me I’m dreaming, please tell me that I am not talking to a purple dragon with green scales named spike,along with the elements of harmony, in Fluttershy's spare room and I’m guessing that Twilight levitated me here, please tell me I’m dreaming." After about five minutes of no one talking I turned my head to see the girls all looking dumbfounded with loosened jaws. "What?" I said. "How..H..How did you know it was my cottage?" “Because of the decorations, and the smell.” "How do you know about the elements?" Said Twilight. “Its kind of what you guys are famous for.” "How did you know my name!?" Spike's turn. “You’ve been Twilights assistant for years now, not to mention she’s raising you.” "Are you a Spy, you’re a spy aren’t you ?" Rainbow Dash. “No, no I’m not.” "Are you alright, I'm mighty sorry for buckin ya earlier?" AJ. “Why did you do that in the first place?” “Well you kinda fell from the sky and interrupted our picnic, when we checked to see what fell you were getting up, it scared me so I spun around and bucked.” “Okie Dokie.” "Do you like parties?" Its Pinkie “No I don’t like parties.” Everyone gasped and backed away from Pnkie as her hair began to flatten, I walked over picked her up, and stared right into her bright blue eyes and said. “I love parties!” Everyone let out a sigh of relief and Pinkie’s hair became poofy again. "Why are you’re clothes so.. so.. Mismatched?" Rarity that last question got me, I loved the red and black plaid hoodie my grandma made me and don't even get me started on my jump jeans Amy made me for my birthday last year. "Hold on a second. I said . My clothes match?" "Whatever are you talking about of course not!" She said I pointed at my jeans. "I see, but they don’t match you’re.." Rarity began, only to be cut off by Twilight. "How do you know the Princess?" She asked obviously because I had luna printed in sharpie on my jeans. "Because. Now as i I was saying, my clothes do match but if you want I can change them." I said, hoping to keep Rarity from chasing me with scissors. "I would appreciate it yes." I now knew why she was generosity, and not kindness. I began to strip my torso and folded the clothes in a pile. "M..Ma..May I feel your coat, um I mean if thats alright with you?" "Sure Fluttershy." I said as I sat down so she could more easily access my bared torso. As she began to walk closer Rainbow dash suddenly intercepted her. "Wait a minute,hold it what if he's a spy!" "Dash I already told you that I am not but if you get some rope, I will let you to tie my hands behind my back!" I said beginning to get irritated. "Really you'd do that?" "Yes, yes I would." "Good thing AppleJack Brought her lasso, Tie him up for me AJ!” "Sorry For doin this to ya um...Gwrrsh fut yur num any way?" "Name's Jordan." I heard a gasp from AppleJack. "What happened to you’re back?" I laid down on my side so I could be comfortable while Fluttershy felt my skin and the others looked at my back. "It looks like you have been beat with a whip numerous times over. said Twilight. "Nah just got shocked a lot, I said not wanting to go into detail, needless to say it was pretty painful.” About then Fluttershy began to touch my chest, her hooves gentle, calming and warm to the touch, giving me the urge to purr, not very manly. But hey it felt wonderful! " Uh..Um, are you alright Jordan?" Fluttershy asked, she was blushing. "Mmmm... you’r just so warm, and gentle, it feels really good on my skin, but if it makes you uncomfortable I will keep from purring." "Whether it makes her uncomfortable or not stop purring you’re creeping me out!" said Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow You could try being a little bit nicer don't you think?" was Twi's interjection. "No he might be a spy, and spies get no special treatment from me!" She was starting to irritate me. "Dash what do you consider a spy to be?" "Someone who isn't loyal." She said. "Well then I am not a spy, yes I know much of your world. But I am not disloyal nor will I ever be, you want me to prove it I will, but otherwise you' just have to trust me." "Grrr.. Ugh Fine you win!" she said. " I didn't win anything I simply applied AppleJack's element, I was simply being honest." "Yall' learned that from me?" Applejack asked in disbelief. "Truthfully no I didn't, I learned that growing up from my grandma, you just hammered the point further." "Oh." Applejack said sounding let down a little. "So darling are you ever going to change your clothes or not? Fluttershy be a dear and stop playing with his coat." said Rarity “Oh..Okay." she said as she quickly stopped moving her hoof along my chest and backed up to sit by Pinkie Pie.. "Rainbow Is it alright if AJ unties me now please?" I said making sure my tone wasn't gruff. "Yeah I guess, but Iv'e got my eye on you." "Wouldn't have it any other way." I said as AJ untied my ropes. I stood up and shook out the bit of a cramp my arm had gotten from laying on my side while being tied up, then I took my i-List out of my pocket and scrolled down to the dress section in my clothing inventory. “What is that?” Twilight asked. “This is called an i-list, it’s like having an entire dimension of storage space in the palm of your hand.“ “How is that even possible, there are so many laws that say its impossible!” She was about to go into rant mode. “That’s because those laws are based on magic not human science.” I found the ensemble I wanted and told it to activate, I then proceeded to replace the gadget to my pocket and stand at attention. Then a bright white light slowly made its way from my waist, to my shoulders then back down to my wrists. But as fast as it came it left, leaving my torso covered in a fresh undershirt,white button up dress shirt and a cyan blue tie, "Is this more to your liking Miss Rarity?" Sarcasm evident in my tone. "Simply wonderful darling, such a good choice of attire for an evening." Of course because ponies do not understand sarcasm. "Twilight I need to go see the Princess as quickly as possible, I don’t suppose I could write her a letter and have you accompany me to the castle?" "I suppose so, though the town might take your presence better if we all went to see her together, they might have a heart attack if none of us went with you.” "Well then ONWARDS & UPWARDS ALONS-Y!"