As an ex-member of the Royal Guard, I never thought I would have moved back to the quaint, little town of Ponyville. With my sudden increase in finances, I am able to buy a new house and live a simple life, away from all the violence of being in the Royal Guard and the bad memories that surrounded Canterlot. I expected the rest of my days of early retirement to be calm and peaceful, but then I met her. Hi, I'm Golden Scale and this is how I fell in love with the mailwoman.
(First Person, takes place in a humanized Equestria.)
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This is my first fiction ever. In fact, it's the first time I ever decided to write a story. I don't think I'm very good at it but that's for all of you to decide. Please inform me of any errors you come across while reading. Also, critique the hell out of it. The story takes some time to get to the actual romance, so please be patient.
Apparently, I can't tag this as both "Sad" and "Comedy" because they're conflicting categories. But yeah, there is some sad.
The cover image belongs to this person: http://hoffner.deviantart.com/
>first person
>humanized equestria
instaread.
Watching you. This has started out really good. Specific enough with just the right amount of detail. However, you still have lots of wiggle room if you wanna switch the story around. Are you an experienced writer? Did this take you a long time?
Interesting, I like this story already. Keep up the good work!
hmm very interesting i shall read
WONDERFUL!!!! GIVE ME MORE OR FLUTTERSHY WILL CRY!!!!
And we don't want that....... do we?
:Megusta.
997775 Well no, I'm an inexperienced writer. I never wrote a story before. This would be my first story ever.
Muffins?
It has potential, but you need an editor. You know, someone with higher studies of the literary arts, (Like me) someone with a lot of free time on their hands, (Like me) someone who is really bad at being subtle... (Like me. (That last bit was a joke, by the way. I would like to be an editor, however. So far this story seems like something I would want to read.))
1001077 ...would you like to be my editor?
1004631
Yes.
On the floor of course.
Watching. Very interested to see how the rest of the story turns out. Keep up the good work
I love the picture its as if thats how Ditzy would look if she was humanized
I love the Humanized Equestria.
Looking forward to more.
If it's humanized, shouldn't the title be "mailwoman" instead of mailmare?
Good fic BTW.
1011004 But doesn't Mailmare sound better? and thank you.
Lots of swearing in Scaley Wale's mind.
Omg this guy is so funny
I mean he is kinda of stuck into his thoughts xD
Smooth criminal
oh he is such a chicken
"Fuck you mouth"
...Ostriches... Nuff said.
he has a portal that leads straight to luna's bedroom chambers, what kind of friends are they? I thought this was about the mailmare.
1025238 I could tell you, but that would be a spoiler. *cough*jealous lover*cough*
Gurgle blurgle y u no post edited chapter?!
1025414 -gives you a cough drop- I probably didn't need the hint I already had an idea that it might happen
1025520 well maybe if you replied to my message, I would have and edited chapter! By the way, youre fired.
1025737 What hint?
BANG BANG BANG!!! Give us all the bread and nobody gets hurt!!!!!!
Isn't that how it goes? You try to have dinner and someone tries to rob the exact restaurant you are eating at....*rolls eyes*.........typical.
BANG! BANG BANG BANG!
Well, gunfire... I could think of a better way to get ahead of a reservation, but to each their own i guess.
Why wont this website let me thumb this up more than once.
Brilliant chapter. Can't wait for more.
everybody hayates scales
Honestly, trying to have a nice dinner in peace! Go away, I'll play with you later. *telekinetically throws them far far away" Now then Miss Doo, where were we?
I knew as soon as dinky said "you better not let anything happen to her" that something like this would happen
Since when do dragons eat humans ?
1060258 Go read classic literature on the subject of dragons. They constantly do the whole eating humans thing (least in the western hemisphere variety of dragons)
These guards get some awesome training.
1060258
Dragons have ALWAYS eaten humans.
Thus the phrase, "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup."
cant wait till the next chapter
Draco: Thanks for letting me stay, NOW BRING ME YOUR UNBORN BABIES!
I don't know how... but you put my exact personality in to this person...
1 into dragons
2 would totally become BFF with luna
3 ostrich... nuf said
4 think Dinky adorable
5 think Derpy(best pony) cute
6 that fight at the restaurant
7 Sword I has one with that name
oh and the brain has to practically murder my mouth to talk to my crush.
Are you stalking me?!?!?!?!?!
Ditzy walks in...
lyra, bon bon, berry punch cheerilie, rainbow dash and fluttershy because you know they went flight camp and maybe even the great and powerful trixie
Dawww
1260301
Nothing more needs to be said on that subject.
yay and damn you Draco didnt he know that muffins were ditzy's favorite and that he was planning a b-day party
dawwwwwwwwww
will you explain in later chapters will you explain the other motive why octavia didn't want to go to the party
if you're stuck for ideas, Luna could abduct ditzy and you have to infull trate the palce to rescue her.
(sorry for the bad spelling)