Samaru163 WILL BE TAKING OVER THIS STORY. In the future, expect to see this story on his page. Edit:2/04/2015 I guess not... No he won't.

(The Forest Guardians are an idea from Samaru163)
Jonathan Polt is a rather kind fellow, although a bit rude every now and then, like any average man. He lives in a fine house in a cul-de-sack where everyone knows everyone. Generally, everyone likes him, but he has what few would consider a major flaw, he has an utter disregard for nature and litters however whenever. He doesn't care. Acid leaking from a battery? In the river! Toxic waste? Feed it to the deer!

However, as a little incident occurs in the neighborhood, he tries to catch a dog that runs into the nearby forest. This is where he is captured by the nearby trees and absorbed within. What happens next would be called a curse. Will you follow this poor character as he tries to cope with his predicament?

This is based on the comedy sketch by Doug Walker (AKA The Nostalgia Critic) "Kyle Hebert is an Asshole", except instead of the narrator of Dragonball Z, Doug is stalked and annoyed by everyone's favorite pink equine.

This is meant to be a random parody fic. Speaking of which, read the announcement I have at the end of this fic about my future fics.

Enjoy.

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Lyra loves Bon-Bon very, very much.

Enough, in fact, to overlook the cream-coloured, beautiful-voiced, wondrous-smelling mare's raging, overwhelming, caricatural homophobia.

This would be the state of the union; Pinkie Pie, however, being as she is, thinks all this 'unrequited love' nonsense is nonsense for silly fillies and dusty old books, and as such decides to intervene.

Background PinkieDash.

omaigawd I got put on eqd

now with a reading

Twilight Sparkle is tired. Tired of spending every other month saving Equestria. Tired of being the bearer of the Element of Magic. Tired of having no romantic prospects. She's tired of dealing with the politics that comes from being the Dean of Magic at Princess Luna's university. And most of all she's tired of being at a dead end in her life. Some days, she just wanted to wake up, and not have to deal with any of those things.

Sometimes ponies get their wishes in the most unexpected ways.

[Reboot of The Trouble with Time Travel]

Twilight Sparkle has been keeping a secret from everypony out there: a small, minor detail that nopony would really give a second glance, but for the obsessive-compulsive unicorn, it's just another thing to worry about.

Lyra Heartstrings, graduate of Luna's Academy of Magic, is going to have her first solo show - tonight! It's nothing major, just a few pieces for the Academy itself to play for the new student body, but with some of the most talented musicians in all of Equestria set to be there, the chances to make contacts and get her name known in the right circles is just the opportunity she's dreamed of! She just has to do a quick favor for Trixie first, and then it's off to Canterlot. Surely nothing can go wrong?

A Lunaverse story.
This story is happening simultaneously with Family Matters, but you don't have to have read Family Matters to enjoy this one.

Rated T for (non-sexual) nudity

An aspiring rationalist gets punted into Equestria - and instead of being turned into a cool griffon, or powerful dragon, or even a standard pony... discovers he is now a milk-cow, part of the herd.

Part of the Chess Game of the Gods crossover.

Name's Gilda. Ya know, me n Dash did some crazy stuff together at flight camp. But this one time, I wasn't so hot on Dash's little craving at lunch. Hey! Don't gimme that look! I didn't MAKE her do it!

Short one-shot. Another something I had stuck in my head.

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Blueblood just wants to run his charity and be left alone, but High Society - and starry-eyed mares - have other plans.

He's not a good stallion, but maybe he's a better one than even he would guess. Now if only he'd stop being so cynical...

Ponyville faced an ordinary day, but then night came, and with it a massive gateway into another world. It closes before any action can be taken, but now the Mane Six and Canterlot nobility are tasked with finding out what they can about the gateway. Who created it? Where did it lead to?

And most importantly, did anything come through?

Takes place after Season 2
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