"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week

1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.

When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.

Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!

Many many thanks to the Editing team, Dumbgamer99, Not A Hat, and Brad The Brony. Be sure to thank them by checking out their pages!

Our lovable number one overdude assistant, Crystal Heart, now has a musical theme, aptly titled 'Dual Core A.I.', kindly provided by AdmiralTigerclaw! Epic now comes in an entirely new flavour! Many thanks!

Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!

Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.

Joshua Sylvan, a nerdy overweight young adult male into roleplaying games of all kinds, along with reading comic books and watching a little girl's television show, wakes up in a forest with a different body. After giving himself a new name and working out a persona to blend in a bit better with the magical land of talking ponies. Even more strangeness ensues.

Tags will likely be added as the story matures.

A 10 year old girl who had no family, no friends, and nothing to live for goes to comic-con dressed as Lumen from the game Lumen, but didn't have the camera, so when someone has one, she buys it and got sent to Equestria. She wanted family, and she got one.

"Lumen! Lumen, wake up sweetie! Daddy's broken out!" Discord said.

A fun one at that.

Displaced.

An archeologist finds himself pulled into a parallel world by Discord's storm of Chaos, and encounters the mysterious creatures that live there. How will a rational human, confronted by creatures out of mythology, and unable to find his way home, adapt to his environment? Only one way to find out.

Welcome to Legends of Equestria Online, where you can become a part of the magical land of Equestria. Just put on your Virtual Reality helmet, and you'll be off on your way to live your life as an Anthropomorphic version of your own custom character in this once in a lifetime Virtual Reality Pony MMORPG

Jacob had been looking forward to this game's release ever since it's 2014 demo. With the show having just had it's series finale, the only thing left for him and his beloved fandom is this game, and now in 2019 it's finally come out, leaving the entire fandom in awe.

But when the game is corrupted by an entity only known as Despair, who can keep all players trapped in the game until they die or complete it, can Jacob and his other five friends save themselves? Or will Despair kill off every brony who bought the game during it's first week of launch?
First person POV of Jacob

Since I feel like this need to be told Not based off of Shadowflame's story, Equestria Legends Online. I have full respect for him and his story, as you may have seen from the comments section, and would only copy an idea of his if I had given him credit where it's due.

We’ve read it all before; human ends up in Equestria, meets ponies, etcetera... but what if it wasn’t the ponies they met and befriended first? What if it was another creature, say... the timber wolves?

After losing his way in the Forest of Dean, Jack Masterson finds himself in the magical world of Equestria with no clue how he can get back. After fleeing from the truly surreal sight of our favourite ponies, he finds himself back in a forest... and this time, he's not alone...

Meanwhile, trouble is brewing in Canterlot as Prince Blueblood works on his latest scheme to ruin the inhabitants of Ponyville. Will he achieve his revenge on the Mane Six, or will he fail yet again?

Not really inspired by anything in particular, so if you see similarities between this and another story, you're probably paranoid, unless I mention any references. Rated teen because the main character, while not based on myself, shares my fondness for swearing occasionally.
EDIT: this story now has a Dark tag, as one of my plot-points took an unexpectedly dark turn. I'm also considering switching it to a Mature content as a later plot-point might get darker still.

[2nd Person person fic between Anon, Luna, and a mystery mare currently unnamed]

Your name is Anon, your just another guy trudging his way through life. Than one night after a particularly long day at work, you awaken in your dream to a strange place. Once there you find and rescue a creature you only knew from myths and legends. What happens next will shake the very foundation for both Equestria and your life.

This will mostly be a Romance story between Anon and Luna (so if you don't like Human and Pony love stories this one isn't for you), but someone else might work their way in there at some point in the story (I haven't decided yet).

This story takes place along side the show, Anon helps the girls in their adventures and some that I have already come up with.

***Dropped it down to "Teen" because there was no reason for it to be mature, honestly biggest difference between teen and mature is sex and since I'm not writing it (doesn't mean I wont ask someone else to right it ;) and its not going into the main part of the story there wasn't much reason to keep it mature rated..***

This is my first story so any feedback whether good or bad is appreciated.
Hope you enjoy the story.

Alright I’m here to say something. The year is 2855, and a lot has changed in those years. People live longer stuff like that. Anyway, you all know those Fan-Fictions that have the portal through MineCraft into Equestria right? Yea I’m here to tell you it doesn’t work like that, nothing happens just like that. You see, nothing is ever simple and I had to learn that the hard way. I got pulled here to defeat a great evil and protect something important. I am the Server Admin. And this is my story

Written & edited by- Venful
Cover found at Planet Minecraft just search up how to be a great Admin and there it is.

Chapters one till five have been edited now. Chapter 7 part 1 till (Chapter 7 part 8) is an Arc, this will wrap up part one of this story and will continue on in part two!

P.S- Give me good criticism on this one guys, I mean it. I'm trying something new here for me and I want to know if I do something wrong.

Chapter Written by: Venful
I'm sad to say that Alchemo will no longer be editing this story and I am looking for pre-readers to look over chapters before they go up.

Pre-Readers: The Grim Raper.

Dixon Alexandra Shephard, your everyday 16 year old going through high school and adolescence stuff. He never would have thought that one day, he will find a very confused and lost princess from a television show. Much less having his normal life turned upside down.

Join him as he endure a day of high school with the most irritating classmates, and school bullies. While at the same time, trying to keep Princess Luna safe.

(Rated Teen for language and some 'situation')

Coverart by BerryPAWNCH

Luna's Fanfiction Library Approved!
Do not confuse 'Luna's Fanfiction Library' with 'Luna's Library'. 'Luna's Library' is a different group focused on Crossover stories while 'Luna's Fanfiction Library' are focused on all kind of stories.

Edit: 20/10/2013, 50 likes! Milestone #1! Thank you all!
Edit: 31/7/2014, 100 likes! Milestone #2! Thanks guys! You're awesome!
Edit: 21/12/2013, The following chapters, Monday Blues, The Three Stooges and Snow Day, will be taken down for reworking and rewriting. I will update this post when each chapter is re published.

Edit: 26/12/2013: Chapter 1 have been re-released.

Gods can be real dicks. That is the one thought that has echoed throughout my head since I arrived here. Don't worry about my name as I'm sure you will find out soon enough. Being only one of thirteen males on the entire planet kind of has that effect. What? Only one of thirteen you ask? Well yes that is what I just said after all. Basically it all boils down to someone making someone mad so someone, The second someone, placed a curse on the planet that is slowly killing off the worlds population. And guess whose job it is to figure out how to lift the curse? Not mine actually, but I've decided to make it mine anyways. If you would like to find out more about me and the quest that I have taken all you have to do is ask, but be warned, the tale I have to tell is quite...unusual.

A/N: Sex tag is for implication of said activity.

Update: New chapters will be arriving soon, I have just been busy as of late. So keep an eye out over the next week or so.

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic or its characters.