The Way Photos Tilt

by Brony Parasite


GUMMY BEARS!!!!

{Third PoV}

        Lumen patted Teddy’s head and began walking. She found the bathroom(Which was master sized), and looked in the mirror. She had long blond hair that reached just over her shoulders. Her torso was clad in dark blue pajama top with glowing stars around different areas. Her legs were pretty much the same design as the top and had a single pocket on the right side, and her feet were bare.

Her camera was in hammer space(That's what Discord called her pocket ever since he enchanted it) so it wouldn’t be hard to carry. The thing was almost as big as her head.

Lumen sighed in relief, “This isn’t a dream…”

Lumen wasn’t sure why she said that, but all she could do was take comfort in it. This wasn’t a dream, so she didn’t have to go back to the orphanage. She had a home.

“Of course it wasn’t. Now, we should go downstairs so you can get breakfast.” Teddy said.

Lumen then felt the urge to do as he said. It wasn’t strong or anything. It was just there.

She hurryed up and took her shower(Teddy took her PJ’s to clean them), and Lumen enjoy’d the warm water. It never burned her no matter how hot she went, and it never froze her no matter how cold she went. And it always changed depending on what she wanted.

‘I guess that's another upside to living with a dad that could do anything he wanted...’ Lumen thought giggling. She didn’t need any other reason to be with her daddy other than she loved him.

She finished cleaning the gunk off her little body. She didn’t even know that she was so filthy. And what was all that green cobweb doing under her arms? She shivered at the thought. She cleaned her body once more, just to be safe. After that, she shut the water off, and stepped out while grabbing a towel to cover herself. Memories flooded her mind of dark things that happened to her, and her covered herself even more.

Teddy came back moments later with her clothes. He left, and she put them on.

After getting dressed, she walked out of the bathroom and picked up Teddy.

The two left the room and walked down the hall.

“Where’s daddy?” Lumen asked.

“He went to talk to Princess Celestia and Luna.” Was Teddy’s reply.

Lumen made a face, “That old hag? I’m surprised he hasn’t turned her into a wig!” The girl laughed insanely. After she calmed down, she sighed.

“Actually, he made a deal with her.” Lumen froze. He what?

“He what?” Her head was spinning. She turned her head and gave her Teddy a disbelieving look. “Why!? She tried to destroy daddy glorenus chaos!”

“Its glorious Lumen.” Teddy corrected.

She gave him a dirty look, “Know-it-all…”

Teddy chuckled creepily, “That was funny”

Lumen rolled her eyes. She walked up the stairs to the first floor. ‘Wait, what?’

        As soon as she reached the bottom(Or was in top?) of the castle. She was greeted by a floating chair. She smiled, and sat in it. It moved and she arrived at the dining room. Chaos. That was the best description. It never stayed the same color for a mineute.

        A silver platter danced across the extremely long table, and arrived at Lumen’s end. Waffles, eggs, sausage, hashbrowns, and a glass of chocolate milk. Lumen dared not touch the milk drink, but she did eat the breakfast.

        She dug in, not caring for table manners. She hadn’t been taught them, so they were a foreign concept to her.

        Why was she so hungry though? She ate everything.


        Discord popped back into the field. They were all there, and Princess Sun-Butt looked nervous. She must have remembered Lumen. The Spirit of Chaos smiled.

        “She’ll be fine! Needed to wake her.” He said. “I’ll introduce her in a bit. She needs to get up-to-date! Cause being trapped in an eternal dream can make a girl lose track of time.”

Twilight looked as if she was about to ask something, but Rainbow beet her to it. “How can YOU have a daughter!?”

Discord smirked. He tapped his index claw and paw, “Well, I could tell you, but where's the fun in that!? Ask her yourself.”

Rainbow glared at the Spirit, “You're lying! You don’t have a daughter! ha-” She was cut off by Celestia.

“No. He isn’t lying. I met her years ago.” Twilight seemed surprised.

“Why didn’t you tell us he has a kid!?”

Discord cut in, “Because you didn’t ask!” He laughed.

Celestia sighed, “I believed you wouldn’t have the will to face him.”

Fluttershy walked up to Discord, “Does that mean you're married? You know… if you don’t mind me asking…”

“Nah! It’s an adoptive relationship! You can ask her more later. I’ve got some things to talk with Cake-Face about.” He disappeared, and so did Celestia.

The girls sat in silence…

Pinkie broke it, “What do you girls think she's like?”

This sparked a conversation, “Oh, I hope she’s elegant.” Rarity said.

Applejack smirked, “She’s Discord’s daughter. I don’ think she is.” Rarity deflated.

“I bet she’s as evil as Discord!” Dash said. To which Applejack nodded.

“Just because a reformed Discord has a daughter, doesn't mean she’s a pure evil spawn from under our beds!” Pinkie said. All eyes turned to her, and she smiled obliviously.

“I agree with Pinkie. And he isn’t evil anymore!” Fluttershy whispered sternly.

Twilight nodded, “We can’t judge. Like with Zecora, we shouldn’t jump to any conclusions. She could be unaware of the things Discord has done.”

Pinkie hopped in place, “And besides! Three against two against one! Majority wins!”

Rainbow raised an eyebrow, “What are you talking about?”

“Me Twilight and Fluttershy say give her a chance, you and AJ don’t wanna do that, and Rarity isn’t voting either way because it isn’t ladylike!”

Rarity’s mouth hung open, “H-h-h-how d-did y-you know that! I hadn’t even said that!”

“I read the original and edited this part!” Pinkie grinned.

The others gave her a look that said, ‘WTF!?’. Most of them rolled their eye thinking she was crazy, but fit Pinkie’s personality.

“Twitchy tail!” She yelled, jumping out of the way as a potted plant nearly hit her. “I think the Author’s trying to kill me!”


        Lumen sighed, belly full. Teddy drank the milk, and Lumen was right not to drink it. Teddy turned into a gummy bear. But maybe Discord knew Teddy would do that, so he enchanted it so if Teddy did drank it, then he’d be turned into a gummy bear…

        Lumen giggled. Gummy bear!

        After waiting a bit, she stood up and shuffled her way to the window and sat half-in, half-out. She watched the sun go down, and smiled slightly. Teddy walked over to her.

        “Is something wrong?” He asked.

        “Nah… I just have a weird feeling… That I’m not alone anymore…”

        She closed her eyes, and drifted into a half-sleep.

        All she saw was glowing orange eyes, and all she heard was a dark chuckling.

        She whimpered.