Spartans never die, they're just missing in action. This has never been more true for Jorge-052 as, after activating the slipspace drive that was supposed to kill him, he is instead flung into a strange world where war is but a distant memory. Will the aging soldier be able to adapt to this new peaceful planet? Or will his only salvation be found in finding a way back to his own chaotic universe?

(It's my first time, so be gentle)
Now featuring a TVTropes page by Sabo88

I had always wondered what life in Equestria would be like if I went there; having adventures with the mane 6, learn about the magic of friendship, all that good stuff, with ponies.

It's something that I had wished for a long time...

And of course, life decides to send me to Canterlot High.
Life just isn't fair, is it?

Now pre-read by:Pinkie Pool/God-like Turnabout

NOTE: This story does not represent my actual views on Equestria Girls and the concept behind it.

Often called a psychotic, meth dealing hillbilly with a habit of untamed violence and murder sprees, Trevor Philips is someone that no one wants to mess with. The body pile he leaves behind and then sets on fire just for the heck of it proves that. But after a particularly deadly drug deal gone wrong, Trevor finds himself in a place even his disturbed mind has difficulty comprehending.

The feeling is mutual for the ponies.

CROSSOVER WITH SAINTS ROW 4

Only weeks after the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle, war is on the brink of spilling onto the fine rug that is Equestria. The only pony able to stop it is long gone.

But there is hope. There are legends that a great leader of a distant civilization shall bring him back.

Little do the Equestrians know that the "Great Leader" is the Hispanic, sociopathic, dubstep loving, technology inept Boss of the Third Street Saints, President of the United States of America and current defact-o ruler of the Zin Empire whom identifies herself as a hipster cat... thing.

Time to be the Patron Saint of Equestria.

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HEY HO PEOPLE! My second story on this site! I also might want to mention that this takes place after the events of Season three and the end of the game as well. So spoilers are ahead if you haven't play...

Oh wait a second... we live in an age where you can watch people play video games on your computer without actually playing them. Go watch a lets-play or something. I won't hate you.

Also a big thanks to my Pre-Reader: Berry Punch! Go check him out or I'll do somethin'... I dunno what...

ALSO I GOT FEATURED! HOLYSHIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!

Hello there. My name's James, and I'm a Metagross.

Yes. A Metagross. As in, the Pokemon.

Myself and five other acquaintances with varying degrees of friendship appeared here in Equestria quite some time ago, having all been transformed into Pokemon for some hereto unknown reason. The process of our reuniting was difficult, and we didn't get a happy ending, but we went our separate ways as friends brought together through extenuating circumstances.

Now, after being woken up from my oh-so comfortable hibernation by one of Princess Celestia's messengers, I find out that there's new, terrifying creatures terrorizing Equestria and even some of the lands beyond. By some of their descriptions, I have an inkling of what they might be.

Guess who's put in charge of cleaning up the mess.

Sigh.

Time to get the gang back together again.

This is a direct sequel to the story A Pokemon Problem. It is highly recommended, albeit not necessary to read that in order to understand this story.

Will write for a better cover image!

A 5-year-old boy, named Nathan, is brought from his orphanage in Texas into the Crystal Empire Equestria where he is found by Princess Cadance and Shining Armor. After spending a day in Ponyville then going back to the Crystal Empire, when he tells them that he doesn't have a family and has nowhere to go, Cadance and Shining Armor adopt him as their son.

Cover Art by Gorokai

After a smash and grab mission goes haywire, the Master Chief finds himself in Equestria. As he meets the ponies we all know and love, his past with Cortana haunts him as he struggles with his new life.

But a threat who wants revenge makes their move . Will John 117 move on from the past to face the enemy, or will he not care and doom the ponies to their fate?

In the pony timeline, this takes place after Tirek is defeated. In the Halo timeline, it takes place after Halo 4 and before the events of Halo 5.

Edit 1: Changed the rating from mature to teen. Tell me if I should keep it the same.

A Spartan of the UNSC falls into Equestria and has various shenanigans in the land. First chapters revolve around how he meets the royalty, the mane six, and the new world in general.

Celestia thought that the next two weeks were going to be a nice get together with her niece and her sister, no irritating nobles, no magical end of the world nonsense, and most importantly, no Blueblood.

She did NOT expect a weird creature calling itself the Cuddle Bandit harassing her. Now Luna's in love and Cadence can't stop laughing.

.... Why can't her vacations ever be normal?

Thanks to Tstyson, MasterFrasca99, Astrocity, and Procket12 for all of the stuff they did.

A watchmen-ish silly fic by a silly, silly author. If your looking for a story with a plot or one that is well-written then read this one.

And nope, I'm not being sarcastic....

No, really...

My name is James. I'm your typical student: I sleep. I do my homework, all that jazz.

But, I mostly love to game. Gaming is my passion.
I have played a wide variety of video games throughout my lifetime. Some, I hate. Some I love. Some I haven't even played yet.

So, when I'm offered to have a chance to become a person in some foreign world, wielding the power of every video game I've ever played, I jumped at the chance.

...What the hell did I get myself into?

(My first, true HiE fic! All criticism welcome!)