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Captain Scrappie


This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.

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CROSSOVER WITH SAINTS ROW 4

Only weeks after the coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle, war is on the brink of spilling onto the fine rug that is Equestria. The only pony able to stop it is long gone.

But there is hope. There are legends that a great leader of a distant civilization shall bring him back.

Little do the Equestrians know that the "Great Leader" is the Hispanic, sociopathic, dubstep loving, technology inept Boss of the Third Street Saints, President of the United States of America and current defact-o ruler of the Zin Empire whom identifies herself as a hipster cat... thing.

Time to be the Patron Saint of Equestria.

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HEY HO PEOPLE! My second story on this site! I also might want to mention that this takes place after the events of Season three and the end of the game as well. So spoilers are ahead if you haven't play...

Oh wait a second... we live in an age where you can watch people play video games on your computer without actually playing them. Go watch a lets-play or something. I won't hate you.

Also a big thanks to my Pre-Reader: Berry Punch! Go check him out or I'll do somethin'... I dunno what...

ALSO I GOT FEATURED! HOLYSHIT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 127 )

This is a pretty good start. Can't wait to see how things go down in the next chapter.

This, was, awesome. I am eagerly awaiting next chapter!

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Yes. This is a good thing.

Just wanted to let you know, the links at the bottom only lead to error pages.

3366992 Uhoh... I guess I better get to fixing

Edit: I think you have to be logged in in order to view it. I'll try to find a work around

Edit 2: You have to be logged in in order to download them anyway. Head to this link and click of the characters tab in order to see them. http://www.saintsrow.com/profile/Cptscrappie#

i wonder how much of an influence a sociopath will have on equis? lol

Well I like were this is going and so far you got the characters personality's right so good luck with this and congrats on being featured.:twilightsmile:

Well, shit's gonna get down in the next one, that for sure! Fave and like!

(OoC: Didn't read the fanfic, and I don't plan to till I finish the game, but....)

Little do the Equestrians know that the "Great Leader" is the Hispanic, sociopathic, dubstep loving, technology inept Boss of the Third Street Saints, President of the United States of America and current defact-o ruler of the Zin Empire whom identifies herself as a hipster cat... thing.

President of the United States of America

President

Raven: .............................................. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

Dr. X: .................. America is doomed.......

Given that the description has all the markings of a shitty HiE fic :applecry:, and yet this story has a quite favorable upvote/downvote rating ratio :unsuresweetie:, I'm going to go ahead and assume it's awesome :scootangel:.
But before I read it, a bit of advice: You should probably have a paragraph towards the bottom of the description talking about the nature of this crossover (including mentioning the name of the franchise in text, not just the picture, so if people are trying to find it using the search function they can.) and whether it is important for people to be familiar with the Saints Row franchise in order to most enjoy this story.

Huzzah! I shall read now! :yay:

Congrats on the feature, fellow competition!

After reading this, I'm extremely pumped. THIS STORY ALREADY SHITS AWESOME!

Whee!! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

There are some minor mistakes, when you speak of the past, outside of dialogues. For example:

Equestria hasn't seen war in nearly three thousand years.

Should be:

Equestria hadn't seen war in nearly three thousand years.

ACG

SR and MLP cross!?:pinkiegasp: surely I must be dreaming! *pinches self* :fluttershbad: ow! Well, I'm not dreaming. I need moar of this. Did you hear me!? MOAR! :flutterrage:

That description spoiled me the end of Saint's Row 4.... oh well.... it wasn't like that wasn't predictable....

I am saddened that there wasn't more gratuitous violence against Nightmarre Moon, but at the same time, *ahem* SAINTS ROW WHOOP :pinkiehappy:

You know, you should have Starswirl appear last when they arrive just to give Celestia and Twilight a heart attack.

This has potential. On an unrelated note, it also has poorly-translated Spanish.

Ok...Well, you got my attention. Keep the awesome coming.

Well, I don't know what's worse, the fact that Zinyak managed to capture Starswirl, explaining his disappearance, or this actually a belivable personal hell for him. But still, nice to see if he is a homie. Magic drive-bys are the best drive-bys!

On a less twisted note, I don't know whether or not I'll feel bad for Sombra. He has a puckish rogue to deal with where mayhem is her forte! I'd feel bad for him if his origin story didn't make him out as a total asshole for no explained reason. At least the Saints' Boss has a reason for their tendencies (being betrayed and blown up by their former mentor Julius made the Boss crazy and the people they deal with are usually evil criminals, corrupt police forces that later turn terrorists, or evil alien empire who blow up planets just because their leaders choose to fight for their freedom). Sombra has no such excuse and I look forward to seeing the Boss top herself with Zinyak's death in killing Sombra.

3368624 What do you expect? I live in Northern Canada and Google Translate is the only thing I have to go off of.

No idea what the hell is happening but I love it.

3369087 Fair enough. I have some education in Spanish (nothing to brag about, but enough to get by), and thought it might be poking fun at poorly-translated games.

Now that I think about it, Google Translate might not be well-equipped to deal with expletives.

There are no words that can adequately describe this.....

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Raven: ........... Why am I not surprised....... Oh, yeah. 'Cause a psychotic sociopath, who happens to be the leader of the strongest and most powerful streets gang in the whole world, more powerful than the former most powerful international Syndicate, somehow became the president of the world's strongest nation! Who the frick thought this was such a good idea?!?!?!

3369654 Uh, it had nothing to do with The Boss. When Zinyak captured him/her, he said if they try to escape he would blow up Earth.

Turns out he wasn't bluffing.

needs more guts n blood.

I need moar Saints, give me MOAR!

Is there not a tag for MADNESS? :derpytongue2:

Sweet, this story deserves to be featured and to be continued. Great job, I can't wait to see just what you do next chapter, keep goin and stay golden^^

P.S. The president isn't evil, she's just a puckish rogue.

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Needs moar mission complete music.

3371663 OH MY GOD THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS!!!

Well, while I'm happy about a Saints Row crossover, I'm not enthusiastic about Female Voice 3... Or the cat thing.

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No, but I feel that if she ever got around to describing her deeds to the equestrians, she'd probably be labeled as such.

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Raven: Is covering his ears LALALALALA!!! NOT LISTENING TO SPOILERS!!!

3372647 I don't think it's spoilers if it happens in the second mission.

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