I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Just a writer who lives in a small apartment in New York City.

Ah, the mighty bio box. So we meet again. You will rue the day you dared show your blank canvas around these parts! I will--wait, what do you mean you're already exhausted? Don't you dare run out of--

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

This space for rent.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Everyone has a story. The question to ask is, what do you want others to read in yours?

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Heya! I'm a Dutch guy with a weird sense of humor who sometimes writes stuff.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

I used to be relevant!

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So am I famous yet? No? Perfect! I will write my stories for you, and there will be much rejoicing...over cake! =D

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

You ever wonder why we're here?

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

And then there's this asshole.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

I forget what I wish to remember and remember what I wish to forget.

Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.

I'm proud of my work, but... Writer's Block is the biggest and most terrifying problem any author has to face, especially alone. Sorry for inactivity lately.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?