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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Sep
27th
2017

Moving On · 2:18am Sep 27th, 2017

Hey everyone.

I'll cut right to the chase: this will be my final blog post. I'm leaving. For good.

Yeah, I know I've said that in the past, usually when I was in the middle of an immature meltdown, but this time the circumstances are much, much different.

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Sep
13th
2017

WTF casting agency? · 12:01am Sep 13th, 2017

So the newest trailer for the MLP movie came out. Looks good. Still not sold on the animation style, but still looks alright.

However there is a major problem I have with the movie already: the casting of Taye Diggs as Capper.

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Aug
20th
2017

"Ponies: The Anthology" might be the worst thing ever · 5:20pm Aug 20th, 2017

There are a few things in the world whose very existence is an affront to humanity. Rape, for instance. Genocide. Pedophilia.

And then there's "Ponies: The Anthology."

*shudders*

Avoid these hour-long abominations at all costs. Go watch something that's actually funny and creative, like Uno: The Movie. Don't waste your time or brain cells on that other filth.

Fuck. Just...fuck.

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Aug
2nd
2017

BOLO · 4:21am Aug 2nd, 2017

For a conniving asshole by the name of Barrobroadcastmaster. Dunno if he has a page here or not, but it's likely. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be sucked into the supermassive black hole of stupidity that is American conservatism.

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Jul
25th
2017

what is life anymore · 2:24am Jul 25th, 2017

what is happening

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Jul
4th
2017

Review: "The Mist" has really MISSED the mark (lololol) · 12:26am Jul 4th, 2017

So yeah, not dead. Instead, annoyed. Annoyed that one of my favorite novels/movies ever is now getting dragged through the mud by the shlock-central known as Spike TV. So annoyed, in fact, that I'm gonna do a review of it. So here it is, my review/first impressions of the first three episodes of Spike TV's "The Mist".

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Jul
2nd
2017

Dear CNN · 11:44pm Jul 2nd, 2017

Y u no post photos of Spider Man?

FAEK NOOZ

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Jun
6th
2017

I don't like the new design · 3:49am Jun 6th, 2017

Also Tomi Lahren is a cunt.

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May
20th
2017

So why are the Canadians leaking MLP episodes? · 4:57pm May 20th, 2017

Is that even legal? Hasbro's shutting down fan animations but can't stop full episodes from being put online before they premiere in America?

I'm not sure whether to thank Canada or tell them to fuck off

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May
15th
2017

CanterlotGuardian has passed away · 6:58pm May 15th, 2017

Drew Olsen, better known to his fans as CanterlotGuardian, has died.

I don't know how it happened. All I know is that he was my friend and I loved him. He was a good writer and a great guy who'd been dealt a shit hand in life far too many times. Rest In peace, buddy.

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