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BaroqueNexus


I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

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An outbreak of a deadly form of cutie pox has devastated Equestria. With the Royal Sisters infected and placed in permanent quarantine, the land has fallen into anarchy and chaos. In response to the devastation, Princess Celestia activates the Strategic Homeland Division, a secret government agency dedicated to preserving the continuity of government in the face of the apocalypse.

As a Division Agent, Shining Armor is deployed to the city of Manehattan, where the outbreak began. With few resources and even fewer allies, Shining Armor must fight to take the city back from the anarchic factions that run wild in the streets, as well as discover the origins of the deadly Green Pox.


A crossover with Tom Clancy's The Division. Preread & edited by Fyreside and totallynotabrony. Cover art by totallynotabrony.

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Hawkeye Delicious is a stallion with one eye and one goal: vengeance. One year after being shot and left for dead in the desert, Hawkeye returns to the land of the living to hunt down and kill the pony that sold him and his partners out to the notorious Caracaras gang.

The only thing he knows for sure is that the traitorous pony is a member of the Apple family.

His family.


Cover art by totallynotabrony

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Something has attacked the city of Manehattan. Nopony knows what it is. Nopony knows where it came from. And nopony knows if it can be stopped. With time running out and danger lurking around every corner, Twilight Sparkle and her friends must try to survive and escape the ravaged city, as well as its terrifying attacker.

They cannot fight. They cannot hide. They can only run.


A ponified reimagining of Cloverfield.

Special thanks to totallynotabrony for the wonderful cover art.

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One day Fluttershy wakes up to find that her mouth is missing. Together, she and her friends must discover the culprit who stole her mouth.

Fun Fact: I wrote all of this on my phone, so please excuse its brevity.

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Sometimes we all need a little boost. Sometimes we need a shoulder to cry on, a friend to hug. A pony writes to his best friend hoping to do just that, hoping that one day he will look back on the problems he has overcome and say, "I did that, and I will do it again."

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My name is none of your concern. We are not alone. Humans are no longer the only creatures that walk, talk, write, and kill. In 2015, the Pentagon received direct contact from an extraterrestrial with an offer that we soon realized was too good to pass up. In exchange, we had to eliminate one of her kind. We were desperate, and this alien held in her hooves the key to humanity's prolonged survival. One man was assigned for the mission.

I was that man, and that mission was called Operation: Usurped Dawn.
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Twilight has had the same dream every night for three weeks. Seven numbers float among blackness: 9461242.

What do these numbers mean? Why do they haunt Twilight so? And why is Princess Celestia so reluctant to help?

The answer is out there somewhere, but Twilight may not be ready for the truth...

A big shout out to all those who preread and helped me edit this story! Thanks, guys!

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(PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE STORY: I did not intend to offend anybody or mock the events of 9/11 by writing this. This was simply my ponyfic tribute to the police officers, firefighters, and medical personnel that rushed to help when the towers were hit.)

September 11, 2001. A date hardly any of us can forget, or want to forget. So many lives were suddenly forfeit by the hand of great evil.

And from a faraway land, a creature has come, and like so many others, she only wants to help...

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A plush doll is always comforting. It's warm, fuzzy, cuddly, and calming. But what happens when it comes to life?

Jacob is about to find out when he wishes that his Luna plushie was real...

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A simple click of a button lands the famed Swedish gamer PewDiePie in the land of the ponies, and now he must face daunting challenges and horrid foes in order to save himself and the rest of Equestria. Will he do it? Can he?

Cover art was the best I could find. Sorry for the inaccuracies implied.

MY APOLOGIES FOR MY POOR SWEDISH. Yes, I used Google Translate, and yes I know it's not very good.

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