I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

A brony of few words who writes many.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Canadian Applejack and ish.

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

I'm

I'm done. I just don't have fun writing stuff anymore. You're free to take any of this material as your own. Have fun!

I do stuff that might fall under your purview of "Good Writing". Perhaps you would dain my work as the opposite. Either way it's here and you may look upon it and draw your conclusions thusly.

I pity the man who has known no struggles, for it is only through hard times that we know who we truly are.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Co-author of Off The Mark with Goldfur. Occasional spin-off writer.

Fan fiction. The final frontier.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

"You think you know me..."

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

"If I can't be accurate, then I'm sure as hell gonna be extra." -BDG

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Some weirdo who thinks he can write stories. I find myself increasingly wishing I could write Drama, Statistics would say I can't.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Made from 100% potato.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?

I write fics, be it failures or winners, I just write.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

In the process of banging my head against the walls.

Hit 'im wit the dougie.

Guess whose back?!

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Flygon knows where you sleep, where you eat and where you live. Respect his pairings and he won't have to stalk you at night.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I write fluff and sadness.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

No.

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

There's a fine line between magic and technology. We must explore these together and then find union in knowing we all belong. Whether you are of this world or beyond. Everyone can be a friend. -Me

Stories. Ponies. That's all. If you like my stuff, please follow! <3

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Earth pony enthusiast

Bringing some class to perversion, but not too much.