"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Done.

Who let the dogs out?

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Proud lurker.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw

I should be writing software right now, not fan fiction. The grammar rules are so much simpler.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Keep palm and palette on.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

I came here to read awesome stories, post mediocre ones, and chew gum. And I'm all out of gum. Well, actually, I never had any gum in the first place, but you get the idea.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.