i can't write. but, i can come up with ideas for hie fics

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I am actually quite normal and bland. :D

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.

Me. Take it or leave it.

An alt for porn commissions.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

A friendly pegasister who loves making friends. I occasionally write stories. *^-^*

I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Horrifically Fun

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Commission Status: FULL

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

I write garbage fan-fic.

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Queer trans woman, writes stories about queer trans horses

The quality of my writings fluctuates wildly or are just plain wierd...

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

Creativity in its purest form is self-expression. I choose to try to express myself in everything I do.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

A hobby writer with a flair for the equine, and catering to his inner child when he can!

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Not much to tell, just an amateur with nothing better to do.

If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice

Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Just a cat pretending to be a human pretending to be a cat on the internet.

I am the lucid dream

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!