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King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

You should stay out of these parts...

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

I'm that one guy who wrote those things about that show.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Nov 7th "Maybe"

So I'm sorta, kinda, almost famous... I think.

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.