A long time ago, I created with abandon. I thought those times were behind me... It's time to pick up the pen once more...
Just a Brit who likes writing fics about ponies (with a very high percentage chance of Trixie turning up).
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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.
Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)
I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?
One day I will return. / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
Try not to take me too seriously. I am an idiot with a shitty sense of humour.
I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.
An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)
Writes literature that primarily focuses upon combining the numerous escapades of miniature equines with those of characters from other franchises. Also creates non-literary works from time to time.
A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.