okay now kiss!

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

I type stories using my hands

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“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.