So I just hit 500 subscribers the other day. I've gotta say, the idea that 500 people said to themselves, "Hey, I think this guy has some neat writing. I think I'll follow him." is just awesome. So, to all of you, I want to say you all are the most awesome people on this planet, and I love every single one of you.
Seriously. I love all of you. Crack open the wine.

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Greetings, person. Do you like to read funny things?
Me neither.

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Salutations, fair readers, RatherHomely here. Unfortunately, I received a message from the mod team concerning MPPT3K;

It has been brought to the attention of the administration/moderation team that you have continued to publish your anthology "Mystery Pinkie Pie Theatre 3000" due to it being "grandfathered" in.

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Ah, 2013. A glorious start to a new year, so full of potential, possibilities, a different word for potential, and fiscal cliffs.
Is gonna be good.

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Hello.
...
Yes, hello.
I'm going on a hiatus for an unknown period of time.
Unfortunately, I just learned that my mother (who's been fighting cancer for the past four months) has about four to six weeks left before she passes on. Personally, I'd rather not waste time writing and instead spend these last few weeks with her.
Thank you for understanding.

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For all those interested, I've cleaned up my request list for MPPT3K. Stories I can't find anymore have been weeded out (sorry to those requesters ['requestors' is not actually a word]) and I've moved the ridiculous long stories that I'll never get to because I don't have enough time to riff into a separate category on my user page (and also sorry to those requestors). If anybody feels like making a guest submission but don't 1. know what to riff and 2. feel like doing a ridiculously long

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I know as of late I've been a bit slow on updates. At least, I think I've been. It's certainly slower than the three riffs a week I used to do when first starting out (How did I even do that?). Life's been a bit... "draining" as of late. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say problems seem to compound and create a big weight that seems to be constantly resting atop one's shoulders. One of these things is that my mother, who's been fighting cancer for the past three months, has just told me the

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Hey guys, RatherHomely here.
Just for kicks, I wrote a fun little collab story with Mister Fluttershy.
The story is being published under the name RatherShy, and has just been submitted for approval recently.
So, if you're interested, keep your eyes peeled for our magnum opus, "Rock".

Edit: It's out!

It's interesting.

I am so happy right now.
No, seriously, I'm in a good mood.

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