As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Forget not that I am a derp.

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it.

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Too much to write; too little time

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

You know there's something wrong with your life when you start writing fics in another language than your native one.

Chivalry ain't dead, but I might be. Good stories? Shit stories? Who knows, hope they entertain you at the least.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

As a writer of fiction both non and fan, I want to give you what I can make.

Common guy who likes to play games and write art. Born and bred in Mexico. Viva mexico!

Yorkshireman and tea drinker.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Constantly distracted by shenanigans. Empowered by comments/messages. Exists as something between utter trash and the alicorn of comedy.

Good to be back.

I pony, you pony, we all pony for ponypony.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Just your average pony nothing to see here!

Don't treat life like a competition because in the end everybody's awarded the same prize regardless of where you stand.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I Write for fun more than i do for popularity and like anything that is mlp/sci-fi crossovered

Wait do I put something smart or stupid here?

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy? - Bloodhound Gang; Hell Yeah

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

"To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible."

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!