Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.
Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!
Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3
dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Writing about magic, romance and the bonds of friendship!
Old donkey from the north. Likes pie and strong black coffe.Avatar by KeePony: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/KeePony
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!
I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?
A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.
I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.
I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.
Hi, I'm British, and you're reading a bunch of stuff you don't really care about! Yay! Go easy on me, I'm still finding my way around.
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
I live in the UK, and have been at university in Devon since September 2011. My home is near London, and I first started watching My Little Pony in February 2011.