I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
A writer of erotic pony literature and short stories. Located near Fillydelphia. Famous works may someday include "A Sale Of Two Titties" and "David Clopperfield".
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.
Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!
I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
Just a girl doing her best to write semi-entertaining whatnots. I'm a female brony, not a pegasister ...Get it right.
Tiny humans. You are small. I crush. Crush like bugs. Voltswagon Bugs. Smaaaallllll.
Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.
A female brony with a love for FlutterDash and a passion for writing.
What are you doing wasting time reading a bio? Go read good stories. Isn't that what you're here for?
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.
I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.